Bike Porn 2: bikexploitation
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revphil at 04.23.08 - 5:17 pm
Hi there Radazz, long time no sharecut. It has been months since I've been able to receive your unique brand of verbal abuse. But I have an excuse (besides living in Portland) Ive been on tour showing sexy bike movies across the US!
You only have 2 weeks to create your sexy entry....
This is the call for submission to
Bike Porn 2: bikexploitation
http://bikesmut.com
Your opportunity to add your personal mark to the program that is in the process of defining a subgenre. Bike Porn can be lots of things. How you define it is up to you.
All we ask is that it is:
* 7 min or less
* 16 x 9 aspect ratio
* not someone else's copyright material if possible
* in my hand by May 7th
Consider the various ways in which bikes and bikers are exploited. Who benefits? Who suffers? From a cinematic perspective, what sensational means (eg drugs, sex, freaks, violence) relate to cycling?
Exploitation film is not about creating a masterpiece, its about
getting it done fast and cheap!
The deadline to enter for Bike Porn 2: bikexploitation is May 7th, 2
weeks from today!
Does LA have what it takes to make a movie? I sure hope so. Id love to see what the bikers of LA can contribute.
Good luck, and be ready for a potential return to southern paradise in November!
(remember I think you should totally ditch your own events to come visit us in PDX, but since that can only happen so often... well if you happen to be in the area, lots of fun going on, and you are encouraged to make it better, naturally.
http://www.shift2bikes.org/cal/viewpp2008.php
Did you see where the WORLD PREMIERE of Bike Porn 2 is playing on Friday the 13th of June?
Scary.
revphil
bicycle pornographer
www.bikesmut.com
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Quick, Fluffer! Let's go steal Black Betty and make a snuff flick!
Joe Borfo04.23.08 - 5:19 pm
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I was working on something over the weekend but we'll have to write the West Hollywood Sherrif's Department Jail to get the footage off of the CCTV's.
The Sheriffs already performed a little snuff on my poor tall bike, maybe there is footage of that too. They snapped her neck!
That reminds me if anyone goes past the station in WeHo can you see if my tall bike is still locked up? It's on Santa Monica/San Vincente opposite the station near the corner.I had to leave it there as it was broken and I had no way to transport it.
franz04.23.08 - 5:27 pm
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Phil,
3 weeks is not enough time for people to come up with something good.
All you'll get is crap.
Give it 3 months, sit back, chill.
Beauty will arise.
marino04.23.08 - 5:30 pm
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i gots the camera gear and the lights. anyone want to team up?
Cutter04.23.08 - 5:45 pm
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great Marino you are welcome to take all the time you need, i bet there will be another sexy bike movie festival soon enough.
comon, we've got movies that are 30 seconds.
get creative, think of an idea. have some fun. point a camera, make some tight edits.
BOOM!! you're done. and you are as famous/anonymous as you want.
feel free to make masterpieces for 2009. I would love to see what you can do.
revphil04.23.08 - 7:03 pm
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Long time no sharecut ! i love it ! how sharecute.
HANDBONE04.23.08 - 7:04 pm
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My body was so awesome in 2009.
You'll love it.
marino04.23.08 - 7:05 pm
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rapidly made art is the bestest kind!
slap it together and be done with it!
you have one week!
revphil04.29.08 - 11:54 am
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Warning - June 13 is the D&D ride...
Joe Borfo04.29.08 - 12:04 pm
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i would be stoked to see someone incorporate Dungeons and Dragons into a bike porn movie.
LARPers, you have a new competitor for "the weird kids on the block"
email me for more hot, explicit bike porn information.
revphil04.30.08 - 12:01 pm
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