ATTN: OodlesofPoodles

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Nygmatic at 02.12.09 - 4:51 pm
It seems that you have scheduled your ride at the exact same time as the LAX ride. The ride doesn't even look that legit to begin with so if this is someone fucking with me, then fuck you. If not, maybe you can start a little earlier or later so there wont be any confusion. Thanks.
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2 rides scheduled for the same day, huh... Sounds like Midnight Ridazz in LA. You know something, the more rides the better. Why do we only get to choose from 1? Look at it as a "Choose Your Own Adventure Day" - and then sell the shit out of your ride. Cool?
Moriarty02.12.09 - 4:55 pm
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Just in the nick of time. I have an extra sense of humor I was just about to put up for sale on Dreg's List. Would you like it instead? Sounds like there's plenty of people who need this one.
toweliesbong02.12.09 - 4:57 pm
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Your missing the point. Same time and location is the main factor.
We advocate for many rides! But shit, spread them out at least.
Alexcantsee02.12.09 - 4:58 pm
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I was going to ask $1246.85 (that's how much my debt to society is).
Lifetime guarantee!!!!
toweliesbong02.12.09 - 4:59 pm
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"Sausagefest Saturday - VALENTINES DAY SPECIAL...
-we drink too much on this ride
-we ride too fast on this ride
Route is approximately 150 miles, fast paced (Think Wolfpack and ROOT run.)
ride ends at 11am Sunday at Jody Maroni's in Venice.
please bring pepper spray and a satellite phone. some of the places we will be riding are inhabited by nazi zombies, who have destroyed the cell phone infrastructure in the area.
if you have a gun, this is the ride to bring it on. (not CRANK MOB.)"
Uh, probably one of the hippies going to the Salton Sea posted this. Or maybe it was RBI?
toweliesbong02.12.09 - 5:02 pm
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DO you also blow dicks? I wouldn't doubt it.
Alexcantsee02.12.09 - 5:04 pm
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the people on these forums crack me up
Nygmatic02.12.09 - 5:08 pm
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@Nigmatic
These hipsters get their butt-huggers shoved up their ass when someone tries to direct a serious question. It's like fucking blasphemy to them. Shit all you want to know is why the hell OodlesofPoodles posted a stupid ass ride at the same place/time. What's wrong with that?
Alexcantsee02.12.09 - 5:11 pm
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I wish riding bikes made people smart.
PC02.12.09 - 5:13 pm
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Yea, that is fucked up posting a ride at the same time and the same place!
X-Large02.12.09 - 5:14 pm
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you should forward this post to tortuga_veloce, and not oodlesofpoodles.

ruinedbyidiots02.12.09 - 5:18 pm
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now i know oodles of poodles is iain. because only iain would do something like that *ahem*android quail*ahem*
_iJunes02.12.09 - 5:21 pm
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First of all, I posted it first, and second I thought it was so obviously a joke, that no one would show up.
That being said, I'm sorry that it interfered with an actual ride. I'm sure you put a lot of actual work into it, and I wish you luck. I changed the posting so that it doesn't have a time or location and so that it is clearly a prank. If it still bothers you, I'd be happy to delete it.
oodlesofpoodles02.12.09 - 5:26 pm
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at least nygamatic considered the possibility of being fucked with, props to him.
the others like Alexcantpee,
GROW A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR IF YOU'RE GOING TO USE THE INTARWEBS
, or buy my extra one.
toweliesbong02.12.09 - 5:26 pm
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@TowliesBong
Your mom likes to gargle my balls while your Dad looks and cries. While your mom is doing her Job I'm laughing at your ugly baby pictures.
Alexcantsee
02.12.09 - 5:29 pm
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That's what your Mom says after I bukake her face.
Alexcantsee02.12.09 - 5:34 pm
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Alexcantsee says:
"These hipsters get their butt-huggers shoved up their ass when someone tries to direct a serious question. It's like fucking blasphemy to them."
jonnyboy02.12.09 - 5:45 pm
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Whoa whoa whoa. Hipster? I?
Nah SON!
I have a derailleur on my bike and I don't hang with the loose confederation of hipsters.
BUt, thanks for trying.
Alexcantsee02.12.09 - 6:03 pm
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I wish riding bikes made people smart.
PC
02.12.09 - 8:13 pm
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+1
kryxtanicole02.13.09 - 1:25 am
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haha i guessed tortuga_veloce
I TEH WINNAR
_iJunes02.13.09 - 1:41 pm
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you're wrong. I am oodlesofpoodles. and I am doing ANDROID QUAIL this month at BOMBAY BEACH. We will be following User1's ride and proclaiming it as our own!
black_randy02.13.09 - 3:13 pm
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