Ass Smacked Victim
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Huey555 at 09.9.09 - 2:37 am
i was riding solo today about an hr ago,and a couple young teenagers drove by me and smacked my ass...like the slap you give a stripper.,it echoed,aas they sped away.Anyone had any weird expirences?pls share...i felt abused and mad,but now im laughing it off..
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_iJunes09.9.09 - 9:32 am
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lol
i have never had that happen
but i have to admit, i have been driving a few times and seen a rider on his street racing bike with his booty all up in the air all round wagging side to side, imagining in my mind if i had a paddle *SMAAACK!*
natefrogg09.9.09 - 9:35 am
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Twice! The first time was while I stood near the curb of a street in Melrose a car drove by and slap. A neighbor saw and apologized for the guy's actions. The second time was in Riverside a couple of "gansters" almost ran me off the road with their truck just to get near me and slap my behind.
I felt helpless but it better to laugh it off.
carlaaa!09.9.09 - 9:53 am
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seems a little dangerous from a car driving by
hey huey... was it an old dude who did it or a babe? i think it makes a difference ;]
snowcone09.9.09 - 9:57 am
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Perhaps as a retaliation, we should slap NAMBLA, or some other perverted organization magnet onto the back of their vehicle.
bentstrider09.9.09 - 10:32 am
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Next time get their license plate number and take them to court for battery.
la duderina09.9.09 - 11:51 am
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I once slapped a bro-dude's ass as I rode by on my bike because he was standing on the beach bike path and I figured it was better than my first instinct...which involved strangling him and cutting his body up into little pieces. (Five years at USC has left me with a severe hatred of frat boy types.)
HappyLand09.9.09 - 11:52 am
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Makes me wonder how people like that even got into a school like USC, let alone, graduate high school.
bentstrider responding to a
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09.9.09 - 12:06 pm
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USC is about good numbers and anyone can have good numbers, especially if they pay for SAT prep classes. Doing well on a standardized test has nothing to do with personality or genuine intellect.
HappyLand responding to a
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09.9.09 - 12:13 pm
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Well, aside from the Naval Academy and West Point, college wasn't really my thing for awhile.
Never could get the fee-waivers for the SAT and ACT's, and I never really kept in touch with teachers once I got done with their class.
But, then again, guttersnipes like those mentioned also happen to have access to money.
bentstrider responding to a
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09.9.09 - 12:17 pm
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why do i need to search for another thread...im posting my experience.later ipubes
Huey555 responding to a
comment by _iJunes
09.9.09 - 7:08 pm
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no it was four young teenagers..and all i could hear is the laughter fading away as they sped off...
Huey555 responding to a
comment by snowcone
09.9.09 - 7:09 pm
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Some one did that to my girl , but the guy was on a bike!
giovanni09.9.09 - 7:13 pm
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laughter heals all. wimps cuz they ran
andres8409.9.09 - 7:15 pm
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I got my ass slapped this weekend at burning man by a girl leaning out of an art car. I heard "or there's a good one" and out of the corner of my eye I saw a shadow and then *slap*
I felt so fucking violated!
Roadblock09.9.09 - 7:53 pm
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HAHA that shit happend to me today i was just on a quick run to Subway when some 2 chicks rode past and slaped my bottom in the middle of the block.... sos they changed lane trying to speed off and the hit a red light me being on a bike and everything i cuaght up not slowing down or stopping slap one if the face/tit idk what it was and ran the red and kept riding ass i looked back the look she had on her face was hilarious i almost fell :)
BLAHER09.9.09 - 7:56 pm
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it ok it was either that or taco bell or lil ceasars 5 dolla pizza but i only had 5 dollars exact and subway was 5 exact
BLAHER responding to a
comment by la duderina
09.9.09 - 8:40 pm
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Kicks the shit out of Taco Hell any day of the week.
bentstrider responding to a
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09.9.09 - 8:43 pm
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lol yeah I live right next to one and I eat there sometimes, despite the off-ripping.
Subway just pisses me off because the fucken vegetarian sandwich. It's BS. They charge you the same amount for a vegetarian sandwich as they do for a sandwich with meat on it. Then charge you EXTRA if you want avocado on it. The avocado should COME on the vegetarian sandwich. bullshit.
la duderina responding to a
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09.9.09 - 8:45 pm
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I like the cheesy bean and rice from taco bell.
Del Taco owns. I don't give a damn what anyone says.
la duderina responding to a
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09.9.09 - 8:47 pm
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Chicken tacos from there rock it hard, along with the chili-cheese fries.
I sneak away from work to get some sustenance during those 12 hour shifts.
bentstrider responding to a
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09.9.09 - 8:48 pm
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oh.. nevermind
the meat probably costs the same amount as those veggie patties
snowcone responding to a
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09.9.09 - 8:49 pm
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well im glad i wasnt the only one getting their ass slapped.
Huey55509.9.09 - 8:50 pm
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they don't put veggie patties on their veggie sandwiches. If you order a meat sandwich with "the works" that is a vegetarian sandwich PLUS meat.
So they make more money off the veggie sandwich because it's all the same shit that comes WITH a meat sandwich minus the meat. I think they used to be cheaper, actually, but then the 5 dollar foot long crap started so now they are all the same. A 6 incher is probably cheaper than a meat 6 inch
la duderina responding to a
comment by snowcone
09.9.09 - 8:52 pm
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omg the fries there are amazing.
it's all about the green burrito.
la duderina responding to a
comment by bentstrider
09.9.09 - 8:53 pm
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la duderina made me hungry..
Huey555 responding to a
comment by la duderina
09.9.09 - 9:00 pm
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lmao I dont even know why I'm bitching. I'm not even vegetarian. technically.
la duderina09.9.09 - 9:02 pm
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well i get hooked up with the alvacado by where i live my little bro flirt with the girl and boom hook ups that new 89 chicken burrito from taco bell is that shit when im broke i get 2 of those and im set
BLAHER09.9.09 - 11:07 pm
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I don't want to be getting anywhere near the ass of someone that ate at Taco Hell.
Smack that and it will probably be your last!!!
bentstrider responding to a
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09.9.09 - 11:25 pm
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hahahah Well i guess you have to keep your hands to your self now...I have a weak Stomach but this dosent fuck me up at all
BLAHER responding to a
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09.9.09 - 11:26 pm
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Once on a MR ride (the Medieval Ride, I think), this guy rode up to me and said "my friend asked me to ride up here and slap your ass. Is that alright?"
So I said "umm, ok?" and he said "thanks," smacked my ass and dropped back in the pack again.
I never did see who the friend was. Should I have felt flattered? Should I have asked for money?
nathansnider09.10.09 - 12:58 am
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Also, Subway is the only place in my neighborhood with coffee that doesn't suck, and it's free if you get a sandwich before 10am. Hell yeah, neighborhood Subway...
nathansnider09.10.09 - 1:06 am
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im starting a ass smacked while riding support group...
Huey55509.10.09 - 1:47 am
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This is why threats die :(
BLAHER responding to a
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09.10.09 - 8:25 pm
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too bad the missed your face
larsenf09.10.09 - 8:41 pm
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oh yea! i just remembered. on the halloween ride i was in a boyscout uniform and smacked the ass of some little red devil and we rode by and she screamed yes and asked for more!
larsenf09.10.09 - 8:47 pm
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Yeah, I remember seeing that too!!
Fuckin' horn-dog!!!
bentstrider responding to a
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09.10.09 - 10:53 pm
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i had flashbakc of this....*crying
Huey55512.8.09 - 2:32 pm
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take a long long shower
666 responding to a
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12.8.09 - 3:06 pm
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LMFAO THATS WHAT U GET FOR ALWAYS TRYING TO B LIKE MEEEE!!!
PeggySue12.9.09 - 2:09 pm
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This happened a bit back around the time of the funderstorm wedding.
I was riding north on Vermont, about to hit MLK and another rider came up and slapped his grubby little hand on me. I felt so violated.. he apologized after he saw my reaction. I wanted to run him off the road.
Tarmonster.12.9.09 - 2:30 pm
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i took that long long shower..it helped thanks....
Huey555 responding to a
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12.9.09 - 5:39 pm
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i thought i told you this before...lol...see u around
Huey555 responding to a
comment by PeggySue
12.9.09 - 5:43 pm
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Now that I've been riding a recumbent for 7 months straight, it's the back of my head that's now the target.
However, my horn/light battery is mounted behind and the smacker becomes
Tha Shocka !!
bentstrider responding to a
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04.23.11 - 6:49 am
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