FREE ICE CREAM GO GET IT!!!!

 Thread started by 
boogalooSHRIMP at 04.21.09 - 12:36 pm
http://www.benjerry.com/scoop-shops/feature/free-cone-day/
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repost.. user1 beat u to the punch
 Debut213
Debut21304.21.09 - 12:37 pm
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that's because you hate fun.  now go kill a unicorn.  
 NewRBI
NewRBI04.21.09 - 1:21 pm
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. ----- here is the point
and heres where you are ------------------------ .
 ruinedbyidiots
ruinedbyidiots04.21.09 - 1:22 pm
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I woulda been right there with ya RBI. 
Whatever the customer service gene is, I do not have it.
 la duderina
la duderina04.21.09 - 1:36 pm
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It's their 31st anniversary.  They have been in business for 31 years.
 skd
skd04.21.09 - 1:45 pm
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i was once waiting in line at a ben and jerrys, but i got bored, ate the sample cone and left.
 tortuga_veloce
tortuga_veloce04.21.09 - 1:48 pm
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lmao .... rbi u gotta admit that killing a unicorn bit was pretty funny
 Debut213
Debut21304.21.09 - 2:01 pm
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samples are never given on cones - oh yee of many fake accounts is one again lying through his keyboard. but its not like anyone would expect him not to in the first place.
 ruinedbyidiots
ruinedbyidiots04.21.09 - 2:46 pm
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i didnt say that they 
gave me a sample cone.  they had their different of cones sitting on display on the counter, conspicuously without a cover, so i picked up the chocolate dipped cone, took a big bite, put it back and walked out.  so, correction: it was a 
display cone.
that was the last time i hung out in sherman oaks.
 tortuga_veloce
tortuga_veloce04.21.09 - 2:59 pm
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you stole from an ice cream store? youre so fucking cool.
 ruinedbyidiots
ruinedbyidiots04.21.09 - 3:00 pm
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and for the record, most of my personalities tell the truth, except for black_randy.  he tells lies every day.  
 tortuga_veloce
tortuga_veloce04.21.09 - 3:01 pm
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you worked at an ice cream store? youre so fucking cool!
btw, it's not stealing if you call it performance art.  but i dont expect you to understand that, so you can just take my word for it.
 NewRBI
NewRBI04.21.09 - 3:04 pm
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you can use whatever reasoning you want to try to convince yourself otherwise, but in the end, youre still a thief.
 ruinedbyidiots
ruinedbyidiots04.21.09 - 3:08 pm
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hey, tyler, the death of fun was last night.  you're supposed to stop it now.  
 tortuga_veloce
tortuga_veloce04.21.09 - 3:09 pm
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i am not backpedaling; you're redirecting the conversation because you obviously have nothing more to say.  im going to go brush my hair and photograph my lunch.  when i return if you have nothing interesting to say, i will be forced to consider the argument won in my favor and bid you 
 adieu.  
...bitch.
 NewRBI
NewRBI04.21.09 - 3:17 pm
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waffle cone victim / poodle obsesser?  try again?
 NewRBI
NewRBI04.21.09 - 3:25 pm
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damnit newrbi makes oldrbi laaame.
 _iJunes
_iJunes04.21.09 - 3:26 pm
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iain majoribanks, i want to race you; grudge match style. 100 laps around the velodrome. monday night two weeks from now. bring a helmet and $5 for the entry fee to the track.
 ruinedbyidiots
ruinedbyidiots04.21.09 - 3:29 pm
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in spite of my busted knee, i  will risk my poor health for a good cause: ALC Goldsprints.  Loser donates $100 to ALC Rida of their choosing. 
in the spirit of relevancy, i'd also like to counter by challenging you to an eating contest.  you pick the food.  
...bitch.
 tortuga_veloce
tortuga_veloce04.21.09 - 3:44 pm
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diabetics arent good at eating contests. 
are you going to try to make a tactless comment about that, thief?
 ruinedbyidiots
ruinedbyidiots04.21.09 - 3:46 pm
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While I like where this is going with the whole donating to charity angle, can we please keep this on topic? The topic being, of course, that it is FREE CONE DAY and there is NO BLOODY BEN&JERRY's anywhere near me. Goddammit.
 theroyalacademy
theroyalacademy04.21.09 - 3:48 pm
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oh, im sorry, i didnt know.  then a water drinking contest! 
 tortuga_veloce
tortuga_veloce04.21.09 - 3:49 pm
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I want to derail this thread, but I have no idea where to start.
 imachynna
imachynna04.21.09 - 4:18 pm
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