Attn Smokers
Thread started by
aksendz at 03.26.09 - 10:38 pm
We are looking for healthy volunteers who smoke cigarettes to participate in a research study. If you qualify you can receive up to $775 and a picture of your brain.
Conducted by Dr. London, Prof. of Psychiatry at UCLA. Call toll free: 888-791-9988
* Location: UCLA
* Compensation: Up to $775
* Principals only. Recruiters, please don't contact this job poster.
* Please, no phone calls about this job!
* Please do not contact job poster about other services, products or commercial interests.
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anton!
fuck yeah dude!
KiMS103.26.09 - 10:47 pm
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damn, get your brain scanned and go get a hot new bike.
Gav03.26.09 - 10:54 pm
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just saying. if i find one for drinking beer. i'm keeping that to myself :P
ahaha
i wonder what their reaction will be when they have whole bunch of smokers, saying they are healthy because they cycle.
aksendz03.26.09 - 10:56 pm
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can you be left handed??? usally, these things ask for right handed folks only
illafilla03.26.09 - 11:56 pm
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why would they ask for right handed people only?
fuck that shit!
coldcut03.27.09 - 12:31 am
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CAPS LOCK IS THE NEW FIXED GEAR
TheDude03.27.09 - 3:54 am
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maybe i'm missing something obvious but:
"* Please, no phone calls about this job!"
?
Frozen Fingersss03.27.09 - 10:17 am
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because the left side of the brain controls the right hand, and vice versa, thus, it is difficult to compare brain scans between left and right handed individuals. simplest way to get around it is to look only at right handed individuals only.
keep in mind, other things may prevent you from being (MRI) scanned as well, such as non-removable metal jewelry, heavy tattoos, major dental work, cosmetic/surgical implants, and if you are on some medication (legal or illicit).
tfunk40803.27.09 - 4:23 pm
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left handed + titanium plate on clavicle = no $$$
fuck
illafilla03.27.09 - 4:46 pm
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I was gonna call but they have a certain threshold for ages. I saw this on craig's a while back idk if they still need people.
Alfredo03.28.09 - 1:45 pm
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"We are looking for healthy volunteers who smoke cigarettes"
FAIL
ephemerae03.28.09 - 3:23 pm
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