Contest: Best U-Lock Uses

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Hair at 04.6.09 - 6:12 pm
Best uses for U-Lock NOT related to locking
OR
Retaliatory violence.
Photo should include the use in action
along with a cornball photo of the operator.
No photo = boring and lazy
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Fantastic! Does anyone have a pierced hole big enough???
Hair04.6.09 - 6:38 pm
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you can lock your drunk friend (me) by the underwear when they're slippin' or sleepin'
HANDBONE04.6.09 - 6:46 pm
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U lock your lover to your bed.
steph04.6.09 - 7:04 pm
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Banging rhythmically on the access panel things at Windward Circle.
dokydoky04.6.09 - 8:20 pm
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I knew someone had to have the ear for the job. Excellent, Sir.
Hair04.7.09 - 7:57 pm
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