I NEEDZ TANDEM BIKE!!!

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pretti*ugli at 02.13.09 - 4:26 pm
What the title sez...
Yea so i finally got the girlfriend to come out for CRANK MOB!!!
she will be in town from san francisco on the 21st. I need a tandem bike...willing to trade for a beer or sumpin...
310 for nine 3 two too nine to
mtpisces@gmail.com
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tandem for a beer...
dafuck?
_iJunes02.13.09 - 4:27 pm
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o ya and crank mob is for lovers
not your significant others
_iJunes02.13.09 - 4:28 pm
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i used to have one in my backyard, idk what happened to it
theladiesman02.13.09 - 4:28 pm
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your girlfriend is gonna end up making out with some other 16 year old.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.09 - 4:28 pm
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@ijunes
borro not give a tandem bike numbnuts....
@rbi
would you know from experience???
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:30 pm
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how can my nuts be numb they're made of steel
carbon fiber nuts make your girl ask if yours real.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 4:33 pm
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exactly...numbnuts
take your hollow scrotum elsewhere ;)
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:35 pm
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robin swabin02.13.09 - 4:35 pm
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so my guess is no help here....maybe we can trade insults all day
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:37 pm
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rbi=dreams of grand pedophilia
right...i had a 16 year old girlfriend when i was 12
troll=fail
i put my nuts on your forehead yes?
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:41 pm
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@ladies man
i think i might do that...or rent one from junky rusty bikes...
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:42 pm
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???
would you like me to place my scrotum on your forehead???
or maybe you prefer the feel of steel...? ijunes has steel nuts supposedly
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:44 pm
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mike, are you riding back to inglewood?? or riding over to sawtelle?? if not so i can take one of my friends again.. and he not wanting to leave, therefore leaving me to ride back home alone lol
theladiesman02.13.09 - 4:45 pm
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ugli, this is what happens when your thread gets ijunesed.
just think about all the helpful advice you might've gotten if rbi didn't read my response...
_iJunes02.13.09 - 4:46 pm
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i dunno my girl friend does not bike like i do so she may want to leave early or drive, i may be able to give you a lift though.
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:47 pm
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how are you going to get a tandem on or in a car??? haha i would rather ride, but we shall meet up there nonetheless
theladiesman02.13.09 - 4:48 pm
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indeed...u are the flame to his trolling.
u guys are a match made in limbo.
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:48 pm
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alfredo the tandem may fit on a bike rack...
if worse goes to worst i can get a truck...
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:49 pm
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a tandem will not fit on a bike rack.
your 16 year old girlfriend and i did the limbo once.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.09 - 4:51 pm
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sounds like a bunch of trouble to have the tandem crank date with the lady, if i were in your shoes i would just get her a regular bike. then save the tandem date for some other date for a stroll alongside the beach without raging drunken minors...
theladiesman02.13.09 - 4:54 pm
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thats nice tyler...
u and this mysterious "16 year old" were both under my cock at the same time...
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:55 pm
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@ rbi
you are my new wallpaper. i'll have a hard time explaining it at work but oh well.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 4:55 pm
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hmmm good idea kind sr...i was thinking about the drunkin idiots...but ill be steering. i have seen people on tandems on crank mob so i was not worried
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 4:56 pm
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junu let me know when i can come over and get the stuff.
now we are bragging about cock sizes? mines 30 miles long and a small mexican family lives under neath it.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.09 - 4:58 pm
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just my 2cents, but you know it does sound like a major hassle.. you might be able to score her a good cheap bike for all the money you might end up spending just for that tandem trouble
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:01 pm
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lol
my cock is so big it has its own zip code...
also i found out i can get EIC on tax return if i claim my cock as a dependent also
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:01 pm
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i know... i know the tandem is just so damn romantic...lol...u know my fellow inglewoodian u might be right
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:03 pm
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i might?? how dare you!!! you know im about 220% right about the situation lol
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:11 pm
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fuck a zip code, my cock is so big it has its own 2 letter abbreviation.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:11 pm
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yeah it'd probably be an idea to get her another bike. i mean you dont want to throw up on her while riding a tandem now do you?
oohhhh too soon?
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:12 pm
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my cock is so huge...when i catch a boner i get light headed.
Also again if u know of any tandem bikes let me know
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:13 pm
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damn i thought u guys were better than this...
ur insults are second grade.
STEP YOUR GAME UP!!!!!
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:14 pm
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my cock is so big, when i get a boner, satellite images change to skin pigment color.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:14 pm
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STFU if you're guys' cocks were that big, you wouldn't even be able to use 'em.
then what?
onelessfixie02.13.09 - 5:15 pm
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ur insults are second grade.
says the guy whos first "insult" in this thread was about sacks on foreheads.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.09 - 5:17 pm
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my cock is so big they that they molded the titanic with it
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:18 pm
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didnt know the titanic was "molded?"
@ugli,
your cock is so big you're still a virgin OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:19 pm
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ur insults are second grade.
says the guy whos first "insult" in this thread was about sacks on foreheads.
ruinedbyidiots
02.13.09 - 8:17 pm
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sez the guy whose first insult on this thread was about my girlfriend making out with a minor...
and yes sir the kettle is black as night!!!
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:20 pm
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lmao@junes...i think u win sir
I STILL WANT A TANDEM BIKE VIRGINS!!!
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:21 pm
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fuck!!!!
My cock is so big that they made a mold out of it, which was later designed as the titanic
-19 for messing up what i was trying to say :( haha
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:21 pm
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yeah rbi, its not funny that his girl can make out with a minor.
sometimes i wish i was 17 too.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:21 pm
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thats what happens on crank mob. if the truth is an insult, then...
ruinedbyidiots02.13.09 - 5:21 pm
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pretti*ugli DONT GIVE UP. This Tandem idea sounds like it'll score you some serious brownie points with your girl. Plus youll be in control of the saftey driving so if any drunk punk crashes into you guys you can be the first on the scene.
Debut21302.13.09 - 5:22 pm
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in the time frame of one hour, this post has received 50 irrelevant responses.
high five rbi!
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:23 pm
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ha@crank mob infidelity...
the least of my worries...
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:23 pm
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Rides are overrated. just pick your clique and start an orgy group.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:24 pm
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you two are lame for trashing my sincere need help thread@junes and idiots
debut i was thinking that same shit...i would probably lose all my cool if my girls first bike event were to end in her getting injured
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:25 pm
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just bendover sir... some big burly guy will meet you in the rear
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:29 pm
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weeeooooooowwwwwwwwwwww
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bik/1033255780.html
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:31 pm
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why do i feel like thats a joke...the ad has no contact number...nothing...
anywho im responding
TANDEM BIKE!!!
pretti*ugli02.13.09 - 5:33 pm
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alot of shit on craigslist has no number, youre supposesed to email them, but i dont know how to do it. ur supposed to link a whole mess of stuff up... i hate not seeing a number or a actual email address on stuff i like
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:35 pm
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sale-1033255780@craigslist.org
yeah, thats definitely not an email address. and it definitely isnt posted at the top of that page.
ruinedbyidiots02.13.09 - 5:36 pm
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oops
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/bik/1024396198.html
theladiesman02.13.09 - 5:37 pm
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Wow don't you guys just love what this thread came too about?
Big cocks,minors and bikes eh?
Rbi aproved too!
madmike02.13.09 - 5:54 pm
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madmike, you must be new,
every thread is about rbi.
_iJunes02.13.09 - 5:57 pm
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Meeh iz not no n00b!
Naw not really junes,
I've been around for almost a good while,
Just been a lil lowkey around the site.
madmike02.13.09 - 6:11 pm
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Ladiesman please!
I still know what's up between you and avis,
Uh-huh that's right!
madmike02.13.09 - 6:27 pm
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so you finally convinced her to come? well carla is coming to crank mob too
apineda02.15.09 - 2:27 am
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I have one of these:
Seats 4. Shorter ppl usually sit in the back due to knee clearance issues.
jericho1ne02.15.09 - 2:13 pm
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dude mike ok I just remembered that the bike oven has a couple of these! I think they could work for your bike and I bet they will be willing to rent them out to you, I do not know what they are called though
apineda02.15.09 - 9:47 pm
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A picture is worth a thousand words
lardito02.16.09 - 1:21 am
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yo mihai i just called you. if you have the bike cart thing available i want to borrow it...
please and thank you
pretti*ugli02.16.09 - 6:16 pm
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@Mike
I have a tandem. Its a huffy (No Joke) and it sucks. You are welcome to borrow it.
It has a coaster brake which is operated ONLY by the rider on the back. Be careful.
stillline02.16.09 - 7:37 pm
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oh fuck, I would not touch that tandem with a ten foot pole!! sounds treacherous! lol.
la duderina02.16.09 - 7:41 pm
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mines 30 miles long and a small mexican family lives under neath it.
ruinedbyidiots
02.13.09 - 7:58 pm
HAHA poor mexicans.
kryxtanicole02.16.09 - 8:51 pm
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a small mexican family???
hmmmm not to be a jerk, but your lying about your penis... i know mexican familys have no less than 15 members
theladiesman02.16.09 - 8:53 pm
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Yeah,theladiesman should know about roughly how many members are in a mexican family,cause he fights with them on a daily basis for work in front of home depot
Bwhahahahaha!!
madmike02.16.09 - 9:09 pm
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no you jerk! i fight with them for the last block of county cheese! i want quesadillas too!
theladiesman02.16.09 - 9:14 pm
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Don't you mean government cheese?
Yeah but its their food from the motherland,mexico
Your lucky they agreed to share their tacos,burritos,papusas and even quesedillas with us
madmike02.16.09 - 9:19 pm
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My bad!
Well I shoulda said spainish food in general then.
But all of that can't top good ol' korean bbq
Mmhh mmmh!!
madmike02.16.09 - 9:22 pm
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mike, i found a tandem at the santa monica pier, 35 bucks to rent it over night, 50 for 24 hours i think
theladiesman02.21.09 - 12:43 am
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