Thread started by Jet-son at 03.9.10 - 8:25 am

This is weird but I thought i would share I dream I just woke up from.
I dont remember how it started, but where I remember it from I had become good friends with Lance Armstrong. I had convinced him that I was a strong rider and that we could ride together he agreed and I was excited. We went to a video rental store before we started and I decided that the aisle would be a good place to change into my lycra. There were 3 girls in the aisle and they ere all disgusted and mad. Me and Lance left the video store and I saw that he was not on a road bike, but some sort of 18 wheel bike, I was disappointed because I felt he was not taking me seriously. Then for some reason I got very drunk at the beginning of the ride and blacked out. I woke up at Lances house and Lance was extremely mad at me and he started to tell me that I am ungrateful and that I should leave immediately. I said I understood because I knew he only kept friends for a short time like he did with matthew machonahay. His girlfriend was crying she was sorry for me she tried to calm lance, but he was furrious. I went into my room to get my stuff packed for my long ride home but Lance came in the room and said that that was his back pack and he threw every thing out of my back pack, but for some reason the only thing that was in there was a nintendo 64. So left and began to ride fast I told my self that I would ride so fast that lance could not catch me if he changed his mind....he never cam....I checked face book when I got home and I saw that he was not my friend......... so yeah

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"I checked face book when I got home and I saw that he was not my friend"

Oh man.
TOTD!



Creative Thing
03.9.10 - 8:43 am

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yeah true story..but i dont even have a facebook..



Jet-son
03.9.10 - 1:55 pm

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tl;dr



shotgunBOOMBOOM
03.9.10 - 1:56 pm

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Hey Jet-son, can I submit your work to this website?

http://www.badtattoos.com/



Lou Skunt
03.9.10 - 2:01 pm

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I think Lance Armstrong is always an asshole in people's bike dreams.



nathansnider
03.9.10 - 2:03 pm

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too cool? ; dont care



Jet-son
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
03.9.10 - 2:13 pm

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i dont know what that website is, your probably making fun of me, but if your serious go for it. and its not work it was just a dream I thought I would share with my fellow ridazz, but apparently..they dont have time for me...



Jet-son
responding to a comment by Lou Skunt
03.9.10 - 2:21 pm

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