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so, on the ride calendar for saturday 10/18, it says that crank mob is NOT happening...
http://midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=1916
then, on the same date, there's this "new milf"...
http://midnightridazz.com/viewStory.php?storyId=1930
"pioneer chicken at sawtell and lagrange in west los angeles at nine thirty in the evening. please email rsvp
as this is a private happening..."
rsvp? private happening? pioneer chicken at sawtelle & la grange? (i'm not aware of a pioneer chicken at that location).
i'm sad to see that crank mob has turned elitist. some folks are obviously putting effort into confusing any "outsiders" to make this ride for their little clique only.
so my question is, why even post it on the ride calendar??? just felt like rubbing it in everyone else's faces???
i remember someone once posted a ride that was invite only by email and only the coolest people were invited. we all talked shit about it and made fun of it. who cares. go on another ride.
Well, the VVBC-jackasses have been on to me for sometime.
Those spandex-wearing, uptight, speech'n'debate teachers better not be trying to infiltrate this castle!!!
In that case, continue the use of poor grammar and, even poorer spelling.
That may cause them to go Bat Fuck Insane, and careen into the ocean!!
you may think it's being dense, and you're entitled to your opinion. but i just don't get a good vibe from it anymore. thanks for your opinion, and please just ignore me.
this megabite character doesnt understand jokes. im suprised you can even ride a bike. maybe you should stay at home and do your math homework instead of meeting up at pioneer chicken on saturday.
the ride calendar can be tough to decipher on your own if you dont have your very own core elite ® decoder ring.
simply paypal $20 to robotinsurance{at}gmail{dot}com to get yours today.
1 Omg so Ceiling Cat waz bout 2 take da robot in2 heaven rite? but not his pal! n his pal neva nooo tht he was goin 2 heavn by a tornado btw. so da robot n his pal were wokin
2 Da robot sed 2 his pal "plz stay here cuz Ceiling Cat wnts me 2 go 2 burger king, n its a long walk!" but his pal sed "no i wanna cum wiv u cos i wanna chikhen sammich n ull 4get" so they went 2 burger king
3 N da ppl who waz serving dem sed to da robot "do u no tht Ceiling Cat iz gnna take u 2 heaven but not ur pal???" n da he sed "yeh i no but dnt tell me!!!"
4 So den after he finshs tokin he tells his pal "plz stay here cos Ceiling Cat wnts me 2 go 2 mcdonalds cos dey dnt sell mcflurrys ere." but he seys "no im cumin wiv u" so they go ova 2 mcdonalds
5 So da guy who was servin da robot seys "do u no tht Ceiling Cat is takin u 2 heven but not u?" n da pal seys "yes but shutttup dnt remind me!!"
6 Den da robot seys 2 his pal "stay ere im goin to kfc, Ceiling Cat wants me 2" n da pal seys "no im cumin wiv u!!" so they went 2 kfc
7 Thy were almost dere but ther waz a huuuuge puddl in da way in da carpark so evey1 insyde kfc watched dem struggle haha!
8 Den da robot got a towel, throo it in da water n it all soakd up
9 Wen dey got in2 kfc da robot sed 2 his pal "wot do u want?" n he sed "double porshon ov chikhen plz"
10 An he sed "u hav askd suchs a hard fing cos i dnt hav enuf moneys"
11 An they toked for a bit an suddnly 2 horses on fire came n made a tornado n took da robot into heaven but not his pal.
12 N so his pal went mental n shoutd "da horses is on fire!!!" so took all da robots clothes tht he left n tore dem up
13 He took da towel dat wz still in da car park ov kfc n lookd arownd da car park
14 He den sqeeezd da woter out n shoutd "where da heck did my friend go??" den left
[edit] Da Robots Pal Elisha Takes Ova From Da Robot
15 So all da peephol who served da robot an his pal at mcdonalds saw him wok past da restront agen n they came 2 meet him n bowed 2 him cos he wiz now a proffit lyke his friend wos til he went 2 heaven
16 An dey sed 2 him "We be ur servents maybe cos we is strong we r soz bout ur friend but u mite beable 2 see him agen. da sprite ov da Ceiling Cat has cot up with him an put him on sum mountain or in2 a valley. we can go find him 4 u if u wan" An so he seys "nah dnt botha"
17 But they kpt goin on an on an on bout it so he sed "ok go" n so dey sent alot ov peephol to go find da prophet robot elijah but dey coodnt. :(
18 An then da pal wiz lyke "h8 2 say i tld u so"
19 So da mcdonalds manager sed 2 elisha da proffit "u no wot? dis restront is gud but da water is baaad n thers not alot ov froot"
20 Da proffit sed "bring a bowl wiv salt innit" so they brot him it
21 He then went ova n throo da salt in a sink flld wi water n sed "Thus say Ceiling Cat, i hav healed dis durty woter frum now on no1 will die wen dey drink it or hav da baby in der belly die."
22 So da woter has been heald 2 dis day so now u hav a choiss btween coke n woter if u eva in mcdonalds yay!
[edit] sum yung ppl meking fun of elisha
23 So den elisha carryd on frm mcdonalds 2 burger king agen. while he was goin up sum wittle boys were mean 2 him callin her bald.
Oh shit, barez!
Oh shit, barez!
24 He turnt round n cursed them in da name ov Ceiling Cat! An as she carryd on 2 burger king 2 l33t bears sudenli come out da woods n eated 42 ov da boys leik dey waz cheezburgerz.
25 From dere he went 2 Mount Caramel n from dere he went 2 Sammacha.
Eljia Tha Robot Goes To Heaven
1 Omg so Ceiling Cat waz bout 2 take da robot in2 heaven rite? but not his pal! n his pal neva nooo tht he was goin 2 heavn by a tornado btw. so da robot n his pal were wokin
2 Da robot sed 2 his pal "plz stay here cuz Ceiling Cat wnts me 2 go 2 burger king, n its a long walk!" but his pal sed "no i wanna cum wiv u cos i wanna chikhen sammich n ull 4get" so they went 2 burger king
3 N da ppl who waz serving dem sed to da robot "do u no tht Ceiling Cat iz gnna take u 2 heaven but not ur pal???" n da he sed "yeh i no but dnt tell me!!!"
4 So den after he finshs tokin he tells his pal "plz stay here cos Ceiling Cat wnts me 2 go 2 mcdonalds cos dey dnt sell mcflurrys ere." but he seys "no im cumin wiv u" so they go ova 2 mcdonalds
5 So da guy who was servin da robot seys "do u no tht Ceiling Cat is takin u 2 heven but not u?" n da pal seys "yes but shutttup dnt remind me!!"
6 Den da robot seys 2 his pal "stay ere im goin to kfc, Ceiling Cat wants me 2" n da pal seys "no im cumin wiv u!!" so they went 2 kfc
7 Thy were almost dere but ther waz a huuuuge puddl in da way in da carpark so evey1 insyde kfc watched dem struggle haha!
8 Den da robot got a towel, throo it in da water n it all soakd up
9 Wen dey got in2 kfc da robot sed 2 his pal "wot do u want?" n he sed "double porshon ov chikhen plz"
10 An he sed "u hav askd suchs a hard fing cos i dnt hav enuf moneys"
11 An they toked for a bit an suddnly 2 horses on fire came n made a tornado n took da robot into heaven but not his pal.
12 N so his pal went mental n shoutd "da horses is on fire!!!" so took all da robots clothes tht he left n tore dem up
13 He took da towel dat wz still in da car park ov kfc n lookd arownd da car park
14 He den sqeeezd da woter out n shoutd "where da heck did my friend go??" den left
[edit] Da Robots Pal Elisha Takes Ova From Da Robot
15 So all da peephol who served da robot an his pal at mcdonalds saw him wok past da restront agen n they came 2 meet him n bowed 2 him cos he wiz now a proffit lyke his friend wos til he went 2 heaven
16 An dey sed 2 him "We be ur servents maybe cos we is strong we r soz bout ur friend but u mite beable 2 see him agen. da sprite ov da Ceiling Cat has cot up with him an put him on sum mountain or in2 a valley. we can go find him 4 u if u wan" An so he seys "nah dnt botha"
17 But they kpt goin on an on an on bout it so he sed "ok go" n so dey sent alot ov peephol to go find da prophet robot elijah but dey coodnt. :(
18 An then da pal wiz lyke "h8 2 say i tld u so"
19 So da mcdonalds manager sed 2 elisha da proffit "u no wot? dis restront is gud but da water is baaad n thers not alot ov froot"
20 Da proffit sed "bring a bowl wiv salt innit" so they brot him it
21 He then went ova n throo da salt in a sink flld wi water n sed "Thus say Ceiling Cat, i hav healed dis durty woter frum now on no1 will die wen dey drink it or hav da baby in der belly die."
22 So da woter has been heald 2 dis day so now u hav a choiss btween coke n woter if u eva in mcdonalds yay!
[edit] sum yung ppl meking fun of elisha
23 So den elisha carryd on frm mcdonalds 2 burger king agen. while he was goin up sum wittle boys were mean 2 him callin her bald.
Oh shit, barez!
Oh shit, barez!
24 He turnt round n cursed them in da name ov Ceiling Cat! An as she carryd on 2 burger king 2 l33t bears sudenli come out da woods n eated 42 ov da boys leik dey waz cheezburgerz.
25 From dere he went 2 Mount Caramel n from dere he went 2 Sammacha.
Eljia Tha Robot Goes To Heaven
1 Omg so Ceiling Cat waz bout 2 take da robot in2 heaven rite? but not his pal! n his pal neva nooo tht he was goin 2 heavn by a tornado btw. so da robot n his pal were wokin
2 Da robot sed 2 his pal "plz stay here cuz Ceiling Cat wnts me 2 go 2 burger king, n its a long walk!" but his pal sed "no i wanna cum wiv u cos i wanna chikhen sammich n ull 4get" so they went 2 burger king
3 N da ppl who waz serving dem sed to da robot "do u no tht Ceiling Cat iz gnna take u 2 heaven but not ur pal???" n da he sed "yeh i no but dnt tell me!!!"
4 So den after he finshs tokin he tells his pal "plz stay here cos Ceiling Cat wnts me 2 go 2 mcdonalds cos dey dnt sell mcflurrys ere." but he seys "no im cumin wiv u" so they go ova 2 mcdonalds
5 So da guy who was servin da robot seys "do u no tht Ceiling Cat is takin u 2 heven but not u?" n da pal seys "yes but shutttup dnt remind me!!"
6 Den da robot seys 2 his pal "stay ere im goin to kfc, Ceiling Cat wants me 2" n da pal seys "no im cumin wiv u!!" so they went 2 kfc
7 Thy were almost dere but ther waz a huuuuge puddl in da way in da carpark so evey1 insyde kfc watched dem struggle haha!
8 Den da robot got a towel, throo it in da water n it all soakd up
9 Wen dey got in2 kfc da robot sed 2 his pal "wot do u want?" n he sed "double porshon ov chikhen plz"
10 An he sed "u hav askd suchs a hard fing cos i dnt hav enuf moneys"
11 An they toked for a bit an suddnly 2 horses on fire came n made a tornado n took da robot into heaven but not his pal.
12 N so his pal went mental n shoutd "da horses is on fire!!!" so took all da robots clothes tht he left n tore dem up
13 He took da towel dat wz still in da car park ov kfc n lookd arownd da car park
14 He den sqeeezd da woter out n shoutd "where da heck did my friend go??" den left
[edit] Da Robots Pal Elisha Takes Ova From Da Robot
15 So all da peephol who served da robot an his pal at mcdonalds saw him wok past da restront agen n they came 2 meet him n bowed 2 him cos he wiz now a proffit lyke his friend wos til he went 2 heaven
16 An dey sed 2 him "We be ur servents maybe cos we is strong we r soz bout ur friend but u mite beable 2 see him agen. da sprite ov da Ceiling Cat has cot up with him an put him on sum mountain or in2 a valley. we can go find him 4 u if u wan" An so he seys "nah dnt botha"
17 But they kpt goin on an on an on bout it so he sed "ok go" n so dey sent alot ov peephol to go find da prophet robot elijah but dey coodnt. :(
18 An then da pal wiz lyke "h8 2 say i tld u so"
19 So da mcdonalds manager sed 2 elisha da proffit "u no wot? dis restront is gud but da water is baaad n thers not alot ov froot"
20 Da proffit sed "bring a bowl wiv salt innit" so they brot him it
21 He then went ova n throo da salt in a sink flld wi water n sed "Thus say Ceiling Cat, i hav healed dis durty woter frum now on no1 will die wen dey drink it or hav da baby in der belly die."
22 So da woter has been heald 2 dis day so now u hav a choiss btween coke n woter if u eva in mcdonalds yay!
[edit] sum yung ppl meking fun of elisha
23 So den elisha carryd on frm mcdonalds 2 burger king agen. while he was goin up sum wittle boys were mean 2 him callin her bald.
Oh shit, barez!
Oh shit, barez!
24 He turnt round n cursed them in da name ov Ceiling Cat! An as she carryd on 2 burger king 2 l33t bears sudenli come out da woods n eated 42 ov da boys leik dey waz cheezburgerz.
25 From dere he went 2 Mount Caramel n from dere he went 2 Sammacha.
Hey guise take it easy. Megabite is new and doesn't get that crank mob is NOT happening (read: IS happening) is just a metaphor for crank mob being on haitus (read: IS happening). Shhhhhh don't tell anyone. Go to the mc cain ride. (Read: go to crank mob)
Just go to the MILF ride. Pioneer Chicken is only the hippest dive on this side of the 405. If you haven't all ready heard of it forget i said anything and go sleep with someone who is "in with it."
yeah well i think that if you don't want everyone to come then be like tren way and don't post your shit (which is better by far to me)...then no one gets butt hrut...oh well i have my own ride...back to the monkey cages for the fisrt time since my crash :)
Oh hello everyone, yes there seems to be some confusion here on this discussion board about the local rides this coming saturday. well you know i simply emailed a copy of my headshot and made the milf list. you could too. maybe.
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the ride calendar can be tough to decipher on your own if you dont have your very own core elite ® decoder ring.
im so confused
you all can think about it when you come on the cowboyz and indianz ride on friday...
ALL'S I GIVE A SHIT ABOUT IS: Are there going to be MILFs?
Crank mob is happening same time same place.
