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SKIDMARCUS at 01.15.08 - 3:03 pm
LAST NIGHT LANCE ARMSTRONG RODE A SKIDMARXXX TALL-BIKE IN AUSTIN, TX...
Skidmarxxx is my pizza gang in Texas that you guys will visit and love and hate this summer...ENJOY
http://s151.photobucket.com/albums/s153/goatface/?action=view¤t=IMG_0104.jpg
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heh heh, good to see Armstrong hanging out with fun folk.
toweliesbong01.15.08 - 3:09 pm
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details?????
And BTW your friends' photobucket set a new standard for "holy shit" in online photo albums. Nice work. Hats off to you and your band of merry men.
City Hobgoblin01.15.08 - 3:09 pm
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That dude in the photos with the Morrissey&Mullet action looks a bit like you Marcus...relative?
Eric Hair01.15.08 - 3:13 pm
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another one! THIS IS HOW MARCUS DOES IT IN LOS ANGELES!
eddieboyinla01.15.08 - 4:38 pm
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On the topic of awesome photos, this is one of my all time favorites. I don't know these kids personally, but this photo rules. It was posted in one of the galleries a while back.
(bone_yer_bike, sorry for the flickr hack)
It reminds me of this blurb I read in Vice Magazine, they were commenting about how all these kids are hanging out and not giving a fuck, so something great is bound to happen. Kids hanging out and not giving a shit is the greatest thing in the world.
If they ever put out a photograph retrospective in 20 years of what Midnight Ridazz was all about, this picture needs to be a full sized 2-page spread.
City Hobgoblin01.15.08 - 5:02 pm
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This one's really good too. Hadn't seen this one before.
City Hobgoblin01.15.08 - 5:03 pm
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That's nuts!! <--- not a Lance Armstrong joke, promise!
oh, and those pics make Portland look tame. Austin's gonna be a fun time!
mixtemotions01.15.08 - 5:32 pm
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Man...
I better be hauling something again by this Summer.
bentstrider01.16.08 - 12:45 am
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haha, posted on bikesnobnyc today
http://bikesnobnyc.blogspot.com/2008/01/apoca-watch-update-retirees-on-tall.html
stevestevesteve01.16.08 - 10:19 am
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Bikesnob is funny, but damn; all the comments, what a collection of blah blah blah...who cares who rides what cares rides hoo rides...
when someone posts a picture of a bike riding a person, now that seems valid, tantilizing......scrumptuous!
Eric Hair01.16.08 - 6:12 pm
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^ ^ ^ Birffffrrrr! How about June? ;) whaddaya say huh?? =) YAYYYY!
mixtemotions01.16.08 - 7:14 pm
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Bikesnob is best left unread in my opinion. Thats hilarious that he found the blog...trolling along...I wonder how often he reads MR forums...in his mouf.
So, everyone should check out Josh's Flickr set above, it'll paint a picture of what you're getting into if I show you Skidmarxxx Austin. Expect some tough love. Otherwise than SMXXX, its a Portland kind of city, more friendly and silly and cute and welcoming.
SKIDMARCUS01.17.08 - 10:58 am
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http://chiefmag.com/blog/?p=751
this popped up on Chief Mag, I dont know what the magazine is about. Anyhoo the Skidmarxxx-written story below is pretty funny. enjoy.
Editor’s Note: One of our hommies from Skidmarxxx in Texas sent us this shit a while back. We laughed about it for an hour and then went back to the porno. But here it is now. “Is it real?” you ask. “Real enough,” we say.
Aight, here’s how it happened…
Being the art conisuors that the skidmarxxx are noted for we were out in full effect at an art gallery in Austin doing our part soaking up the free booze and critiquing the art as best we can. As always this turned into a critique of the artist and his shovel faced girlfriend kind of party; but this time, before we could pick a fight with everyone there, we caught this dude eyeballing our bikes in the most covetous fashion. we charged up the prospective bike thief and no fucking shit it was seven-time Tour De Pants winner, Lance Armstrong.
Before we could get to tell him how rad we think he is, he started telling us how much he sweats our tall bikes and catches us riding them around town all the time, and if he could take one for a spin. We oblige him and he pedals off.
15 minutes later he comes back with a bottle of Mad Dog in one hand and an antenna he ripped off a car in the other and asks us if we party? He’s already drunk as shit trying to whip Cheryl Crow with the antenna while doing donuts on the bike. Lance eventually eats shit and starts screaming “Owww my ball aughhhh my ball!” This went on for a little too long.
Ok, so we strap our bikes onto his hummer4 monster truck and get to his mansion, dude lives like Bruce fucking Wayne, and the party was on! We were getting toasted off of these HGH margaritas that he was pouring and it was getting nuts. He kept telling us about the time he beat Mathew Mchaunahy at arm wrestling and would pound his chest screaming ARMSTRONG ARM STRONG.
Shortly there after he passed out cold, we tucked him in all cozy under a pile of yellow jerseys and were trying to figure out how to get home, when it becomes blatantly obvious that one of the Olsen twins (I cant tell the difference, I think it was the puker) is giving our whole crew the sex eye, an’ the sex butt, an’ sex mouth an’ whatever fuckin else orifice she could bat at us.
Needless to say we start pawing at her, but no one’s about to make a landing on her because, let’s face it, she fucked Bob Saget and John Stamos who I think died of the AIDS or something. She catches on and says she’ll be right back, and low an’ behold she comes back with some profos that i swear to fucking god say LIVESTRONG on the side. Needless to say we all lived strong for all of 3 minutes collectively, caught some tags on home dude’s face and I think josh stole his shoes.
Party with Lance if you get the chance.
~SKDMRX
SKIDMARCUS02.1.08 - 2:46 pm
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LOLs. Nice work.
*conisuors = connoisseurs. Valiant effort, that word is a tricky bitch.
That is all.
City Hobgoblin02.1.08 - 3:38 pm
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BTW, i didnt write that. i spell flawlessly.
i i akchuly one a speeling b wen i wasin 6st grad.
i hope spelling/grammar lessons arent all you get from it.
SKIDMARCUS02.1.08 - 3:41 pm
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Sadly I'm a heartless android incapable of enjoying abstract human concepts like "humor" or "jokes" or "love". My only function in life is to charge my batteries and correct other people's spelling. I would kill myself but I'm programmed not to. Mine is a bland existence.
City Hobgoblin02.1.08 - 4:13 pm
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aww man, i forgot. i promised myself i was going to ignore your posts on here. in any response, you ALWAYS hit back. hard.
i guess spelling is a touchy issue to me, as, like i said, i once won a spelling bee in sixth grade.
carry on.
SKIDMARCUS02.1.08 - 4:36 pm
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CityHobGoblin=Another destructive, out-of-control, M.L.A. replicant on the loose in the Basin.
Time to bust out the P90.
Oh, and kick-ass story, btw.
bentstrider02.1.08 - 4:42 pm
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SKIDMARCUS:
"aww man, i forgot. i promised myself i was going to ignore your posts on here. in any response, you ALWAYS hit back. hard."
Oh my god are you being serious??? I presented a correction to SOMEONE ELSE's spelling in a repost from a different webpage AFTER I said I laughed out loud at the piece. If that hurts your feelings, then maybe you should stick to 3-way calling your friends. ha.
City Hobgoblin02.4.08 - 11:54 am
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just sayin you are too witty and always win. you=winner.
back to ignoring you.
SKIDMARCUS02.4.08 - 12:03 pm
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Remember in grade school when you liked someone, but you didn't have any social graces or confidence yet, so you ignored them to try to bait them into interacting with you? But sometimes it backfired, and the person wasn't aware that you were ignoring them, so they didn't pay you the attention you wanted, so you had to make it obvious that you were ignoring them? Then at some point you may have even resorted to saying "I'm ignoring you!" which is obviously a silly contradiction?
Man, I'm so glad we're all adults now and nobody plays that game anymore.
oh wait...............
City Hobgoblin02.4.08 - 3:36 pm
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So, does anyone else think Lance Armstrong is really cute?
SKIDMARCUS02.4.08 - 3:41 pm
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I mean, really, how awesome is it that he can race like does, but still not take himself so seriously and finds time to hang out with really fun people and ride tall bikes!
What a dreamboat!
SKIDMARCUS02.4.08 - 3:49 pm
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"THE LOVE BOAT, EXCITING AND NEW..." NOW I'M REALLY IN LOVE, LOL
eddieboyinla02.4.08 - 3:53 pm
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