My bike got stolen.
Actually... Saturday, I woke up with both my arms numb!
rayrayray05.6.09 - 12:34 am
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being bitten by sand sharks swimming in a lake of quick sand
jonnyboy05.6.09 - 12:34 am
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I've been having sleep paralyses almost every week.
rayrayray05.6.09 - 12:36 am
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i sliced up my cat.
i was shaking when i woke up. i wanted to puke.
Frozen Fingersss05.6.09 - 12:37 am
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my second scariest / freakiest dream was dreaming there was a 1.5" wide hairy spider in my round metal trashcan, hitting the sides making a tinging noise- then waking up, and finding a 1.5" hairy spider running around in my empty round metal trashcan making a tinging noise
jonnyboy05.6.09 - 12:37 am
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zombies breaking into my house(3 unit house), killing all whom they see Mom, dad, my dogs, extended family.
I get away and try to save of a friend of mine but never find her.
fuck zombies.
Get the Zombie Survival Guide by Max Brooks. It's a good book if you want to get the basics on what you will need for an outbreak.
Alfredo05.6.09 - 12:40 am
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Looks like zombies got your tongue, ha.
rayrayray05.6.09 - 12:41 am
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that really is my worst nightmare!
i had one similar to yours, kinda. i didn't slice up my cat, but rather tossed her real hard across my house when she bit me. i woke up so scared wondering why i would dream something so horrible.
when ever i'm into a girl, instead of having cool sex dreams, i dream of them with others. those are kinda like nightmares too.
coldcut05.6.09 - 12:41 am
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frozen, that must have been horrible. :/
I like animals, except chynna's cat. argh it's back is so weird.
zombies will eat anything.
Alfredo05.6.09 - 12:41 am
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riding a bike naked and getting an erection, then being sideswiped by a prius, crashing and landing on my penis, which skidded along the pavement, getting road rash, eventually finding its way into a narrow, deep pothole, and being sheared off, leaving me with a stump and two enormous, meaningless and road-rashed testicles.
my therapist tells me that this dream is about my mother.
tortuga_veloce05.6.09 - 12:42 am
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Sleep paralysis freaks me out every time. Feels like I'm tied up and drowning, or, someone is sitting on my chest covering my mouth with a hand towel.
Delgado Blood05.6.09 - 12:44 am
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i'm sliced turkey,bologna, turkey ham, and turkey salami with your choice of fresh vegetables and condiments served on freshly baked bread.
how about you?
coldcut05.6.09 - 12:46 am
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as my memory serves (I was pretty young, maybe 9 or 10) both scary dreams happened within 2 months of eachother.
I also had a recurring dream that I was trapped in a giant spaceship with a few gravity-enabled rooms. one of which had a ton of padded footrests that came to life and started moving around as if they had a mind of their own. It was freaky as SHIT. I was chilling have a fucking great time in this spaceship with antigravity and whatnot... I go up to this one floor though, and all the fucking furniture starts moving around like sheep. WHAT THE FUCK. I want out of this spaceship, fucking now.
The other recurring dream I had made me very, VERY, sad whenever I had it. I dreamed that I was a young puppy (brown, black, and white haired mut), and it was so fun to be young as a puppy. Then 5 minutes later I started to age at a crazy rate. By the time I got to this one shack in a trailer park, I always decided to rinse myself off with a hose (seeing myself as an old & continuously aging dog in a mirror) to see if I could wash away the grey matted hair, but I always ended up sobbing in the dream when I realized there was nothing I could do about getting old- and that's when I'd wake up.
jonnyboy05.6.09 - 12:47 am
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....all this makes me really glad I don't dream. Or at least, I don't remember it. I think my worst nightmare was being chased through my house for hours by a werewolf. That was 5 years ago now, when I was still creeped out by my parent's new house.
danya05.6.09 - 12:47 am
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awwww, i don't want to talk about bad dreams anymore...
Alfredo05.6.09 - 12:49 am
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I never really had any nightmares, just dreams that paralleled real-life in cartoon format.
bentstrider05.6.09 - 12:50 am
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being covered in a miture of the following: phlem + hair from the drain + cockroaches
Candy Cane05.6.09 - 12:50 am
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i once dreamt that i was humping this beautiful leg, and then it turned out to be my mother.
oodlesofpoodles05.6.09 - 12:51 am
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Dry Dreams.
rayrayray
05.6.09 - 3:50 am
yep.
coldcut05.6.09 - 12:51 am
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oh and a close second place: Alex Thompson at the food-fight crankmob. when he was covered in...
mustard. PUKE
Candy Cane05.6.09 - 12:52 am
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By the way,, King of The Hill.
Is the greatest show ever. ever
rayrayray05.6.09 - 12:52 am
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You never mess with another mans lawn!!!!
She was so young, I never even got to mow her.
bentstrider05.6.09 - 12:58 am
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I'm giving Alfredo nightmares in the Junior Team For WP Thread. LOL.
danya05.6.09 - 12:58 am
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im thinking of all the things that scare the sh*t out of me... EEK!
Candy Cane05.6.09 - 1:02 am
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I'm afraid of nerds.
Jocks on the other hand, were usually afraid of dirt clods.
bentstrider05.6.09 - 1:07 am
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i'm running around trying to avoid gophers or whack a mole stuff and then i fell in to one and them i'm falling off a waterfall
66605.6.09 - 1:09 am
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two ways to have more vivid dreams
GINKO BILOBA
and (roadblock told me) STOP SMOKING WEED
Candy Cane05.6.09 - 1:12 am
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GANKO BILBOA!
I used to take that stuff. That is good stuff.
jonnyboy05.6.09 - 1:13 am
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best.dreams.ever.
except one time where i thought i was seriously going to die.
coldcut05.6.09 - 1:16 am
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Alright Rockwell, just lock the door real tight and shut the windows.
bentstrider05.6.09 - 1:23 am
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bentstrider05.6.09 - 1:27 am
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Okay, just located my braille board, my retinas are shot-to-shit, but I'll manage.
At first.
bentstrider05.6.09 - 1:29 am
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coldcut.. I knew you'd figure it out.
rayrayray05.6.09 - 1:29 am
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awesome. haha. ray's cool too.
i met you at the ride with no name, candy cane.
coldcut05.6.09 - 1:33 am
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no pics. punk rock ride. july can vouch!
coldcut05.6.09 - 1:41 am
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i just woke up.
i dreamt i was two and a half hours late to work. when i got there my boss had a talk with me about my choices and how he might be forced to fire me.
i assume this is because one time i went into work really fucked up from the night before and started puking and they had to send me home. i dont remember any of it though. DAMN PILLS.
good thing i'm not fired. now im off to work!
Frozen Fingersss05.6.09 - 7:37 am
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getting your period
----> .
what a bloody fucking nightmare that is.
revolutionary05.6.09 - 11:04 am
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Back in high school I had a dream that there was some kind of famine and people turned to cannibalism to survive. I was in the bathroom of my old church, and somebody handed me a hunk of meat and I bit into it, realizing afterwards that it was human flesh. It was like a fatty tender pork.
I haven't been able to eat ham since.
canadienne05.6.09 - 11:14 am
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huh if i were you i'd just start eating more people.
_iJunes05.6.09 - 11:15 am
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mmmm, human flesh ham......
SPOOK05.6.09 - 11:19 am
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hambone
Delgado Blood
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coldcut05.6.09 - 11:23 am
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Cannibilism, survival for the self-sufficiently challenged, a delicacy for people like me in normal times.
M'mmm, tastes like cheezburga!!!!!
bentstrider05.6.09 - 3:33 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
i can't sleep now.