You might NOT be a rida if...
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mostIy torso at 04.13.09 - 10:16 pm
You ride on the sidewalk
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You don't know where crank mob park is or what crank mob is
mostIy torso04.13.09 - 10:21 pm
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...you think all Ridazz are drunks who ride singlespeeds.
PC04.13.09 - 10:22 pm
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PC means politically correct or personal computer to you
mostIy torso04.13.09 - 10:23 pm
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MR means Mentally Retarded and not Midnight Ridazz to you
mostIy torso04.13.09 - 10:25 pm
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...if you create lame threads like this one.
funanu04.13.09 - 11:05 pm
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Your touch-hole is still intact.
SPOOK04.13.09 - 11:14 pm
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If you don't post lame threads like this one...
larsenf04.13.09 - 11:48 pm
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...you remember what your non-riding friends look like.
PC04.14.09 - 1:24 am
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...you remember what your non-riding relatives look like.
PC04.14.09 - 1:25 am
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...you remember what your spokes look like.
PC04.14.09 - 1:25 am
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...your innate reaction to seeing an adult cyclist in a full-body bunny costume would be to ride
away from him.
PC04.14.09 - 1:28 am
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...a total stranger at a bicycle ride categorizes you by gender as "dong," "vag," "sausage," or "meat curtains," and this offends you.
PC04.14.09 - 1:31 am
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"http://lh5.ggpht.com/_TE4sEyAFG2k/SeRNJqjqvdI/AAAAAAAAC-I/Xqm9nyzn3iQ/Gtfo.jpg">
Joe Borfo04.14.09 - 1:46 am
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...you can successfully post an image link to a web forum in fewer than three tries.
PC04.14.09 - 3:22 am
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the term bikesexual offends you
larsenf04.14.09 - 3:38 am
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you dont know what a bikesexual is or why "two wheels good" and "4 wheels bad"
larsenf04.14.09 - 3:38 am
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You've never pointlessly "bumped" a "thread" before
mostIy torso04.14.09 - 2:05 pm
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Diss someones bike because it's not as 'nice' as yours.
mattspeed04.14.09 - 2:57 pm
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IF YOU ARE A !@#$?. AND YES RAYRAYRAY THIS IS FOR YOU. NOT BECAUSE YOU ARE BLACK, BUT BECAUSE YOU ARE A STUPID IGNORANT RACIST MOTHERFUCKER.
WHATS UP WITH ALL YOU RACISTS ON HERE. I HAVENT BEEN ON THIS BOARD OR RIDES FOR A LONG TIME AND THE TIME I COME ON HERE AND I SEE THIS SHIT.
FUCK A RACIST AND FUCK ANYONE THAT SEES A RACIST REMARK AND LETS IT SLIDE.
leoleo04.17.09 - 2:41 am
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@leo
nevermind that rayrayray kid. he is still young and new to this midnight ridazz.
funanu04.17.09 - 8:41 am
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@funanu - youre probably right about him being young n stupid. but he really needs to put a check on his ignorance.
leoleo04.17.09 - 9:07 am
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Yeah, I'm with RBI. What? Ray's come a long way, but his faults certainly don't have anything to do with racism. And since when is calling someone a
!@#$? okay? I'd say you're the one being an ignorant fuck.
danya04.17.09 - 10:20 am
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FUCK KOREANS
EXCEPT THIER FOOD
_iJunes04.17.09 - 11:30 am
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RAYRAYRAY is my hero for today...
Debut21304.17.09 - 4:22 pm
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your legs don't look like they've been abused by your bike
motsly torso04.18.09 - 7:25 am
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I am armenian.
So doesn't nessesary mean I'm taalking shit about them.
rayrayray04.18.09 - 12:24 pm
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Being mixed between to VERY diffrent culters, I get ALOT of shit. So, don't think you'rre alone.
rayrayray04.18.09 - 12:27 pm
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ray your new name should be
ararara.
no one on MR is racist, those that seem that way are just assholes :D
plus....Armenian is not a race, its a nationality.
aksendz04.18.09 - 12:33 pm
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If you don't get all bent out of shape when somebody tries to crack a joke at their own expense and you don't get all whiny defensive drama for the momma in yer mouf dot com. ... ride on!
Joe Borfo04.18.09 - 1:12 pm
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I guess Im the only that its not obvious to that rayrayray is armenian. so yes since you are it is ok for you to make jokes.
askendz - you dont have to tell me that armenian is a nationality, but if someone makes negative remarks about any nationality then how is that different from racism? I dont think there is such a word as nationalityism.
danya - im sorry that you're reading comprehensionally challenged.
Borfat - zip it
oh yeah I forgot inyourmouf.com
leoleo04.18.09 - 3:00 pm
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I am, I would never insult any ones nationality ( unless it was my own and I felt that it was alright ), it's not my place and it's wrong. No hard feelings.
rayrayray04.18.09 - 3:05 pm
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^^
what the hell did you just type? been trying to decipher it for a while now... still havin trouble.
and ray ain't armenian. lol.
GodLovesUgly04.18.09 - 3:06 pm
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rayrayray will bring balance to the force.
Joe Borfo04.18.09 - 3:48 pm
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I typed Joe Borfo on google. And... his picture came up.
rayrayray04.18.09 - 3:50 pm
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I didn't know he was armenian, and i've seen him like millions of times.
try xenophobe?
what if nationality a hates nationality b, but they are both race X.
...is that still racism?
i win, give me your bike
aksendz04.18.09 - 5:12 pm
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http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/3723/idoggh4.gif
is this true
aksendz04.18.09 - 5:15 pm
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If you dont no whos mouth YEAAA YEAAA YEAAA YEAAAAAAAAAA comes out of.
popsiclekid
04.19.09 - 5:21 am
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"askendz - you dont have to tell me that armenian is a nationality, but if someone makes negative remarks about any nationality then how is that different from racism? I dont think there is such a word as nationalityism.
danya - im sorry that you're reading comprehensionally challenged.
Borfat - zip it"
Wow you're going against some of my favorite riders.....yeah. You wont do very well with me.....You dont insult Little Noho like that.
Tarmonster.04.19.09 - 10:57 am
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