Thread started by Jaz at 02.19.09 - 6:12 pm

I found a bag that attaches to a seatpost in my car. It is not mine.

A saddle bag I think they are called?

if you are missing one, get in touch with me some how and we can play the "what's it look like" game, with your trying to guess what's inside.

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Dear Sexy,

You lost something at the Salton Sea. I found it. You know what it is. I don't.

Seriously,
Brad



toweliesbong
02.19.09 - 6:18 pm

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toweliesbong, your surrealist Brad posts are some of the most beautiful pieces of short-form literature I have come across in a long time.

But I don't know how to categorize them. It seems like some of them might have a basis in truth. But then who is Brad? Perhaps it's creative non-fiction (Truman Capote "In Cold Blood"-style). Or is it straight fiction — but you're writing about what you know? Are you writing on behalf of some real-life Brad who has no identity here? Or has someone named Brad discovered your password?

Please advise.

Sincerely,
katiepoche
Harper Collins
Talent Development Department



katiepoche
02.19.09 - 6:40 pm

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Ah, katie, Brad thanks you. Unfortunately he can't string more than 3 short sentences together before his mind shuts completely down for an indeterminate amount of time.

As far as who Brad is, the only time the truth can come out is when the following conditions are met:

Borfo, Sexy, and I are within 2 meters of each other.
It is between 10:58pm and 11:02pm PST.
We are in the desert.
It is exactly 49.2 degrees F.
The moon hasn't risen yet.

When that happens again, I'll let you know.

Sincerely,
G.E.T.



toweliesbong
02.19.09 - 6:59 pm

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