-->





Ridazz Roulette!




Recent gallery...

Something Else The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time #84 - All City Toy Ride V Fry-Day NIGHT #33 - Swarm the Pier Hot Box Parties Bela Speed Star Bela Speed Star Bela Speed Star Taco Tuesdays data center Handicapped Canines #27 - Safety Ride The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time The Passage of a Few People Through a Rather Brief Moment in Time Fixie Goons Fixie Goons Fixie Goons Fixie Goons CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial CRANK MOB . X . The Memorial


The Days of Our Ridazz.


NOTE: All timestamps are in the future because WE are in the future. The care takers of Midnight Ridazz.com reserves the right to remove, edit, move or delete anything for any reason. None of the opinions expressed on these boards represent the Midnight Ridazz nor can anyone purport to speak on behalf of Midnight Ridazz.



Topic Box:
 
   6501 - 6750 of 19042 Topics

Midight Ridazz Old s...   5
BBQ   13
CycloCPU no do math   7
ALC !! fundraiser!!!...   6
Free Specialized Rub...   3
HELP!!!!=0 PLEASE   4
dammn these mutharfl...   7
Scofflaw Cyclists?   13
PUGLIFE   8
There Will Be Dinosa...   24
how about a ride to ...   9
i'm with COCO   18
FMLY RIDE meeting   6
c02 inflator vs pump   53
Sharrows in LA for 2...   0
Double Straps - the ...   9
TV DINNERS   11
Stolen Brooks Saddle   17
POLO PLAYERS HATE CO...   4
LAPD SUMMIT   7
Soma Bullhorns (el t...   8
Thief on Bicycle   8
Everyone ignores Rus...   34
Good Morning/Early A...   2
Future of Midnight R...   40
ride ABOVE traffic   10
Ask the Chief on the...   0
ISIT TRU   9
THE WESTSIDE SUCKS!!...   98
Troll?   4
Tomorrow night in th...   1
I ate God   12
Culver City Bike+Ped...   0
SB Ridazz.....   0
i'm ready for the su...   0
I'M GOING TO NY, ARE...   3
Cops hate Polo Playa...   7
Fake Tour De France!   9
KOREA-TOWN TONIGHT   0
sdr11-us poly. "aka ...   1
Another Cycle t-shir...   10
Jon Ruf and the Tuff...   20
Transportation Commi...   0
Anybody riding tommo...   8
hey guys Training to...   0
Bamboo Bicycles   0
Would you do this?   25
sugar hooker phone   17
323 POLO   17
Ridazz go to NY!!   471
WeHo Hit and run.   26
miss you all   20
Nawlins Audio   21
Worst BIke Thief eve...   5
CSI:N.Y. BIKE POLO   11
39999 photos in the ...   11
D-Town Ridazz haus   13
Dark Century VII   48
Bicycle Van - WTF?   10
Bike for sale   17
NAME THAT SLUT 09!   9
Salton sea $5 from w...   0
need fixed frame and...   0
POLO MALLET HELP.......   6
Toy Ride Rapp Party   8
Ghost Bike 818   3
polo!!!!!!   13
Plastic sheets   0
ROGUE RIDE VI   13
KOREATOWNWEDNESDAY!!   102
Westwood Village Bik...   1
AIDS/Lifecycle's Mus...   0
those polo people   32
member since?   11
Cop Twitter   5
Los Angeles doctor g...   4
la bike tour   19
where can someone   1
M.R. THE GONZO RIDE   67
He hates cyclist   18
My Photo Montage of ...   37
RIDE GONZO, THE   6
FMLY RIDE meeting   19
K2 REZONE bike   0
Looking for some GOO...   57
Best Saddle   33
818 to the Gonzo Rid...   14
Psycho minded?   0
MARCH CAMPING TRIP!   2
is your bike pretty?   3
Honky...   14
GONZO RIDE LEAVE TIM...   1
WESTSIDE 2 MR   3
anyone know of S.D. ...   3
OBAMA RIDE   10
AMSTERDAM   56
New Orleans Decomp   1
DR. EVIL SENTENCING-...   27
seeking info . . .   0
2010 will be   3
need bike help   4
any facebook users?   13
amazing walrus   10
ImachynnaTwin!!!!   27
Plagues & Pleasures ...   0
burbank ride   1
FIRE   6
09 was   27
KOREAN BBQ!!!   23
Ride To San Diego   26
Doo Dah Parade in MA...   0
Unicycling in HD!   1
riding out to P.V. t...   2
o hey, u lock   0
Bicyclist struck by ...   9
Hit & Run in DTLA by...   41
HALP! Court date fro...   4
FMLY test ride   0
getting a hold of th...   16
310 is back!   25
Griffith Park Coyote...   61
near adams and la sa...   0
Kuang Lee vs Jared L...   45
stolen Bianci road b...   15
SEGWAY PLAN...   7
It has been two hour...   2
Ask the chief LIVE w...   9
SLAUGHTERAMA in Rich...   2
colored seats   10
HELP! buyers remorse...   4
GONZO RIDE ROUTE CHA...   18
Stolen Bike (Shiznit...   9
attn huey 555   3
Map of Bicycle Accid...   24
Music ON RIDES   1
Saw a cyclist down.   0
mom s drop ball   2
IT'S!   13
TALLBIKESCHMALLBIKE   5
Best Ridazz of 2009   45
SO MANY RIDES !!!!!!   16
FULL MOON RIDE   3
LA river bike path ~...   53
bike wanted   20
do u work at a porn ...   9
OBAMA=HIPSTER   8
Water Main Breaks   8
Even bears can do it   6
Echo Park Cyclist Ki...   51
Your Worst Spill in ...   35
Bike Trouble   14
ALC 10 Help   14
My Lame Ass Boss   6
mom ridaz today   20
School Mascots   39
REMINDED ME OF YOU   17
GOING OFF FORUMS THR...   7
Monthly bus pass   25
ATTN: palucha66   3
HEY RB   5
in less than ...   9
Last night of Herb   7
fucking cops.. F Rid...   61
I WANT TO RUN OVER C...   3
Fear and Loathing Mo...   2
Ridazz Roulette!.......   6
Lost Mallet   30
Star Wars Collectors   12
worst ride in 2009   26
THE PIZZA THREAD!!!   112
ufc's SILVA VS EVANS   5
user1 vs President O...   7
BEST PORN STAGE NAME   111
Villaraigosa: L.A. N...   23
iJUNES is 21!!!!   20
Fixies...   7
How to Start the New...   6
LAPD VS. MR   25
Happy Birthday X-Ray...   9
hello 2010   2
STARBUCKS SUNDAYS   8
POOPER SCOOPER!   2
Anyone out riding ri...   9
Petition to take bik...   2
DUI checkpoints   4
Glendale > Los Angel...   2
best ride of the yea...   41
SFV~Kwanzaa Strikes ...   19
Wheel question!   3
HPPY NW YER   4
My best riding year!   11
BARCHOPZZZ   40
FREE AAA TONIGHT/TMR...   0
full moon ride new y...   5
"lets walk it out"??...   25
Who's doing what/who...   28
The Metro ...   49
X-MASS DINNER:   18
NEED A JOB   7
i'm looking for a   6
12/30:.   10
take care your own â...   9
Free Matt Speed   32
Fed up O20   91
Goodbye Barcade!   6
bike plan requiers(s...   9
i'm selling my wheel...   18
i got a.......   2
The new TEST RIDE   2
Anyone in Ktown wann...   5
CHICAGO to do list   6
San Francisco bicycl...   1
LAPD are not all bad...   61
Help we need 500 Mou...   7
biking route to SD   14
I am sooo ready   0
wat kind of bike u g...   45
payint it forwardd.....   5
TRENWAY VS. MR   30
WHAT IS A FIXED GEAR...   34
tall bike for sale   9
the GUTZ is down   4
626 Popeyes ride   32
Bamboo   17
7 FELONIES   7
Back to the Future ....   1
Loved ones..   0
GOD SPEED NOLA RIDAZ...   4
ONESIE/PAJAMA RIDE?   8
8 YRS   7
  5
Growth   5
Mileage Log - Bike, ...   1
Calling all artists!...   1
Dear...:   16
310 hip bags   7
I NEED MY   5
Local Artist Collabo...   13
1 YEAR ANNIVERSARY-S...   5
room/backyard needed...   1
VAN LIST NOLA   55
NOL Train Ridazz   28
ROTW: DJwheels   19
lacm   2
Ignorant civilians.   17
TONITE.   0
Anyone On the Westsi...   4
Chinese Bicycle Vigi...   4
Good online bike sho...   0
Ridazz Dreams   19



Thread Box:
Sex with bike is NOT a crime.
Thread started by TheDude at 04.7.10 - 11:23 am

Let's see if I pass html 101

This is a facebook page dedicated to .... well.... look for yourself.

reply


there you go :)



666
04.7.10 - 1:30 pm

reply


Let's make this a ride!
We all do a circle of death and then get off and start humpin our bikes!
The real bike love



Jeff Yess
04.7.10 - 4:16 pm

reply


SIGN ME UP



TheDude
04.8.10 - 12:24 am

reply


Issue: Whether a person may have sex with a bicycle.

Rule: All sex must be consensual, otherwise it is rape.

Analysis: Before having sex with a partner, one must first receive consent from said partner. In this instance, the person in question intended to have sex with a bicycle. Did the bicycle consent? No, it did not. A bicycle, as an inanimate object, is incapable of giving consent to allow sexual acts performed upon it. Because a bicycle is incapable of giving consent, it cannot possibly have allowed the person in question to perform sexual acts upon it.

Conclusion: The person in question raped the non-consenting bicycle and should go to jail.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 2:49 am

reply


TheDude....kurlyq2g@hotmail.com

Check your email, i sent you a message regarding some pics you took of me and a couple of friends, on a taco tuesday ride....(not two days ago, but last weeks)



emed_5
responding to a comment by TheDude
04.8.10 - 11:09 am

reply


sorry, i dont check my email as much as i should, i will get back to you later tonight about that.



TheDude
responding to a comment by emed_5
04.8.10 - 1:16 pm

reply


Since the legal definition of Rape is
"rape is an assault by a person involving sexual intercourse with another person without that person's consent"

and since a bike is not a person, then you cannot rape a bike.

Are you sure you are going to law school.



Foldie
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 1:22 pm

reply


That means were going to have to arrest billions of women for raping dildos!



buckchin
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 1:22 pm

reply


http://www.midnightridazz.com/viewPhoto.php?artistId=456&galleryId=42740

i did a rough edit for you real quick, i will do a better job and get the other pics out tonight hopefully.



TheDude
responding to a comment by emed_5
04.8.10 - 1:25 pm

reply


Comment of the day!!! Bravo



Foldie
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 1:27 pm

reply


I'm not sure about law school, but I do know one thing: you are retarded.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by Foldie
04.8.10 - 1:30 pm

reply


Wrong, dildos are made for the primary purpose of being used as sexual objects.

Because the very reason they are made is to provide sexual satisfaction, their consent to sexual use is inherent in their mere existence.

...also, news flash: guys use dildos, too.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 1:32 pm

reply


okay kool...its fine if you dont upload them to the actual photo gallery....
i'd prefer if u can send them to my email...emed_5@yahoo.com

good lookin out....



emed_5
responding to a comment by TheDude
04.8.10 - 2:04 pm

reply


...also, news flash: guys use dildos, too.

A dildo to be inserted in the anus and remain in place for a period of time is called a butt-plug

I new I'd find a reasonable argument in wikipedia

It's pretty interesting reading about dildos, and they have some graphic pictures too.

A federal appeals court upheld Alabama's law prohibiting the sale of sex toys on Valentine's Day, 2007

Ironically on Valentine's day, sux for people with out a date!



buckchin
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 2:31 pm

reply


Dude, retarded is not the preferred nomenclature. developmentally disabled, please.



Foldie
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 2:38 pm

reply


So you would rather be referred to as:

developmentally disabled, please

hmmm, well, i suppose you should embrace the dildo



markd
responding to a comment by Foldie
04.8.10 - 2:44 pm

reply


"dildo to be inserted in the anus and remain in place for a period of time is called a butt-plug"

I new I'd find a reasonable argument in wikipedia


WIKI FAIL.


key words: REMAIN IN PLACE FOR A PERIOD OF TIME. < this is what makes it a butt plug, this does not mean that any dildo inserted into an anus is a butt plug.



PWND AGAIN. WANT MOAR?






shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 3:06 pm

reply


You're quite the dildo expert! I'll try and read some more and see if I can find anything, but it's kind of embarrassing having the wika dildo page up at work.



buckchin
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:15 pm

reply


It's not expertise in dildos, but simple reading comprehension skills.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by buckchin
04.8.10 - 3:23 pm

reply


do veggies remain veggies when inserted? Or do they become dildos?
what if a finger is inserted for a "period of time"; does the finger become a butt plug?

MR needs to get a dildo, anal bead, butt plug sponsor.

Where's CoolAssMike when you need him?



markd
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:25 pm

reply


darn it.... well forget my previous post then.





markd
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:26 pm

reply


And so if this bike freak were freaking a freak bike that had been designed for the primary (or even secondary) purpose of being used as a sexual object, then the issue of what the bike "wanted" to do goes away?

At what point in the design and assembly process does a collection of inanimate materials acquire the capacity to be wronged? Presumably, the ore that eventually became the bicycle parts (and the oil or sand or whatever that became the dildo) did not consent to being melted down, refined, refracted, etc.. Were the raw materials' rights infringed?

Do we commit battery every time we step upon the non-consenting ground?



nathansnider
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 3:46 pm

reply


thats sort of what i was trying to draw out of the convo, but I guess i just came across as a pervert instead (maybe).

If a plastic is molded to become a dildo, then does what you do with a veggie changed something about the veggie? Or maybe the dildo is still just plastic and the violation of plastic has occurred (or whatever reductions are introduced).


And why hasnt anyone asked: when does THIS ride start?



markd
responding to a comment by nathansnider
04.8.10 - 3:51 pm

reply


Video of girl getting busy with the bike. Illegal? I think not


Funny - Funny Videos



Foldie
04.8.10 - 3:55 pm

reply


and thus we slide down the slippery slope.



shotgunBOOMBOOM
responding to a comment by nathansnider
04.8.10 - 3:57 pm

reply


Do we commit battery every time we step upon the non-consenting ground?

Since the topic is the abuse of inanimate objects; how is NS's question moving toward the slippery slope? Unless slippery slope is just some kind of subliminal dildo reference...

Speaking of sex, toys, perversion and fun:

Pee Wee's big Adventure -- playing at the Hammer tonight ($10 says Pee Wee will be there).


ShotugunBUmpBump



markd
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 4:59 pm

reply


"Wrong, BICYCLES are made for the primary purpose of being used as sexual objects.

Because the very reason they are made is to provide sexual satisfaction, their consent to sexual use is inherent in their mere existence."

I fixed it for you, shotgun : )



TheDude
responding to a comment by shotgunBOOMBOOM
04.8.10 - 5:49 pm

reply

Reply


Who's been here recently...




Upcoming Ridezz...

[ View all Rides ]