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ruinedbyidiots at 09.2.08 - 11:28 am
im not encased in metal
and i do not watch tv
i like my bicycle
because it helps me to feel free
the highways and byways are overrun
with gangster acura clones
and soccer moms in suvs
who are blabbing on the phone
fuck the world
forever two wheels
to all the crazy drivers
whipping in and out of lanes
start using your turn signals
or taste my ulock and chain
your cars all over the road
youve got booze on your breath
it gets me homicidal
because for me its life or death
fuck the world
forever two wheels
you drive like a simp
and you think youre a pimp
in your climate controlled cage
ive got hostile envy and it sets me in a rage
youd better hope i dont survive
if you get me in a crash
im looking for a reason to kill you
they call me "biker trash"
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nice poem.as i read it i tried to imagine it being sung by motorhead.
robert stanfield09.2.08 - 12:40 pm
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what did veloz miss? waste your life - is part of your quote... "die for your obsessions?
Eddie GOpez09.2.08 - 3:35 pm
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i stole "waste your life die for your obsessions" from an ad i saw in a zine.
ruinedbyidiots10.22.08 - 12:59 pm
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i ride like i just got shot out of a cannon
got aerospokes so you know my shit must be slammin
chain from el maestro, kinda feel like Destro
all black with silver handles makes me real stealth yo
Jazzy Phat Nastee10.22.08 - 5:35 pm
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Ridin on my bicycle,
No it ain’t a tricycle
Wheels to the road
We be stealing the show
Time to take L.A. by storm
Heavy like a killer swarm
Considered yourself warned
No you can’t be surprised
When ninety bikes fly by
“EVERY LANE!” sounds the battle cry
Stupified, “Is a what? Why?”
Cuz every lane is a bike lane!
FTW, now let’s ride!
kryxtanicole10.22.08 - 5:47 pm
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@rbi
that was a sick poem...
@ijunes
the weezy instrumental has my mind racing
"howdy do muthafuckas!"
...
Give a fuck about ya tricked out truck
cuz with 2 wheels or 1 1/2 legs i will never be stuck
What?!?...will the lazy gas monger do
when the oil is depleted and you may have to cook your own food...
It's true
you may sense a lot of hostility in the words that i speak
how can u blame me, when the emphasis is on gold teeth
The bicyclist is not meek,
more like free, whether its tipsy at crank mob
or LACM fucking with police
Under the sky and atop the pavement
the only way i can be free after an eight hour workday enslavement
FUCK YO TRANSMISSION!!!!
pretti*ugli10.22.08 - 6:04 pm
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jazzy ur profile's my dj again today, THANKS!!!!!! hope to c u 2nite @ wndsrs.
kryxtanicole10.22.08 - 6:27 pm
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ive got a bike
you can ride it if you like
it's got a basket and bells
and other things to make it look good
i'd give it to you if i could
but i borrowed it
ephemerae10.23.08 - 9:00 am
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fuck the world, yes sir, middle finger up in traffic
sitting in your pretty little tub of metal and plastic
i'm running all the reds and stop signs like
i'm running with the 5-0 and the feds and the k-9s
i'm hungry for a meal like gas but no 9/10 sign
one sixty two pounds over to mcdonald's its lunchtime
and when i get to eatin' i call it munchtime
I'm coming up with words just so i can get my rhyme right
i'm trying to smoke this blunt, but i can't find the bic light
ijunes10.23.08 - 1:26 pm
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moar bike-rhymes! "tell your bitch to kick a beat so i can work you to tears..."
kryxtanicole10.23.08 - 2:00 pm
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that shit was sick @ ijunes
ill continue it or try to
....
"i'm trying to smoke this blunt, but i can't find the bic light"
when you find the light, make sure u pass in this direction
as long as it aint laced, because the earth produces the best medicine
2 puffs and im gone, yes i am a lightweight
i like to go fast like ricky bobby, and i like to eat crepes
On my single speed the feeling is great
fixed gears are perfect for those who dont like to brake
Wait...never! like junes said fuck a stop sign
freestyling is the second best way to kick a rhyme
I drink moon shine till the sun comes up
If im too tired in the am ill catch a draft behind a truck
Mountain bikers like treading through "Muddy Waters"
on some "Mannish Boy" shit
Naw not me "i wanna go fast!!!"
im on that Taladega Nights tip....
pretti*ugli10.23.08 - 5:57 pm
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