BOOBQUAKE
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ephemerae at 04.20.10 - 8:19 am
OK, this is awesome:
BOOBQUAKE
Help fight supernatural thinking and the oppression of women, just by showing your cleavage!
"Many women who do not dress modestly ... lead young men astray, corrupt their chastity and spread adultery in society, which (consequently) increases earthquakes," Hojatoleslam Kazem Sedighi was quoted as saying by Iranian media. Sedighi is Tehran's acting Friday prayer leader.
I have a modest proposal.
Sedighi claims that not dressing modestly causes earthquakes. If so, we should be able to test this claim scientifically. You all remember the homeopathy overdose?
BOOBQUAKE
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mmmk like this needs to be proven. Women have been walking around with their tits hanging out since before Columbus (that asshole) set sail.
yawn.
shotgunBOOMBOOM04.20.10 - 8:36 am
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lindsay,
i don't know if you're aware of this, but there are many more people than there were in 1492. as this chart clearly shows, global exposed boobflesh has increased exponentially since colonization, due to the population growth attributed to the potato.
so you see my dear girl, such questions are not always as obvious as they seem. now i beseech you, for the sake of science, to join the multitudes in testing this shocking hypothesis. i would do it myself, if i could--but the responsibility is yours.
tortuga_veloce04.20.10 - 1:57 pm
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anything with a chart is clearly legit .....
OsnapsonJC responding to a
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04.20.10 - 2:07 pm
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I think there should totally be a Boobquake ride...
mylinysy04.21.10 - 12:40 pm
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