FUNDERSTORM LB
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SKIDMARCUS at 05.4.10 - 11:42 am
The Fixed Gear Fest, Friday evening on First Street in the East Village in Long Beach. Packed with freestyle riding, trick, track stand and skid contests, LBC Gold Sprints on the main stage, Live music, DJs, vendors booths with gear, clothing, food and much more. At 6 PM the City Council and Management will race tricycles.
Danny Zuko has put in a ton of work to make this the shit! There's going to be a FUNDERSTORM show followed by a late night Funderwear Ride!
DO NOT MISS THIS!
Coming from LA? Get some friends and catch the Blue Line from Downtown LA, $1.25 and you can bring bikes. The last train is around midnight. Find Marcus or Danny if you want to stay later and we'll help you find a place to crash for the evening!
YES
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I wrote a poem to show you how awesome Friday night will be are you ready here it goes
(in the tune of "Cant Touch This", Hammer, M.C. et al, 1988)
MUSIC HITS YOU - SO FUN
MAKES YOU SAY - EFF YOU ENN
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME
MADE ME BARF AND BROKE MY FEET
CAN ANYONE IN HERE TELL ME WHY
I CARE ABOUT MY FEET SINCE NOW I CAN FLY
FUNDERSTORM! THEY GAVE ME WINGS
PATCHED MY FLAT AND FIXED MY SINK
TOOK MY RAISINS, INSTANT WINE
TOOK MY PUMPKINS AND MADE PIE
IF ITS THE FUN YOU REALLY NEED
THEN I GOT A TIP, YOU CAN BELIEVE
JUST SAY YOURE IN THE BAND CUZ YOURE ALREADY IN
UNLESS YOU STOP CHANTING EFF YOU ENN
EFF YOU ENN
EFF YOU ENN
EFF YOU ENN
EFF YOU ENN
SKIDMARCUS05.7.10 - 1:20 am
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