For shits and giggles
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imachynna at 09.22.10 - 12:33 am
"Ah eddie is truly great his words are powerful AND HE EAT Shov'a ALIVE AND SERVE TO ALL AND HE EAT AND WE EAT
And then he look at shov'a and say "shov'a I want you to build a giant statue of me and I want it made out of liquid gold and I want it to light up and be powered by a naquada generator." and shov'a say "But eddieboyinla, it is impossible to make a statue out of liquid gold and have it light up with naquada." AND eddieboyinla SMACK shov'a TO THE FLOOR AND THROW THE INSTRUCTIONS AT HIM and eddieboyinla say "Shova! I already made a statue of me exactly like that yesterday! I want you to make one that's 20 times bigger!" and shov'a say "But eddieboyinla, your original statue is already 100 meters high!" AND eddieboyinla KICK shov'a AND SAY 'SHOVA! USE A LADDER!' AND eddieboyinla THROW LADDER AT shov'a and then shov'a beg for mercy and eddieboyinla grant mercy and then shov'a build great statue of eddieboyinla and after 7 days of non-stop work and no sleep and some crackers and water, shov'a is finish and eddieboyinla look at statue and smile and shov'a smile and is proud of work but hungry too and eddieboyinla feed shov'a a lot of good food but shov'a doesn't know eddieboyinla is just feeding him to make him good to cook so he keep eating but then eddieboyinla thank shov'a for great statue and say good work and shov'a smile BUT THEN eddieboyinla THROW shov'a INTO OVEN AND shov'a SAY 'BUT YOU GRANTED ME MERCY' AND eddieboyinla SAY 'I TAKE IT BACK SO I CAN GIVE IT TO YOU AGAIN LATER!' AND shov'a IS COOKED ALIVE INTO shov'aTURKEY AND eddieboyinla FEAST INFRONT OF NEW STATUE and then friendsbentstrider and jonnyboy come to gaze at statue and they also eat shov'acturkey AND eddieboyinla CLONE shov'a AND FEED HIM shov'aTURKEY AND shov'a EAT AND THEY ALL EAT TOGETHER BUT THEN eddieboyinla RIP shov'a TO BITS FOR DESERT AND MAKE shov'aICECREAM AND THEY EAT
Ah, Bless ROTM For IT Is Power"
bentstrider
09.22.08 - 10:40 am
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