alter ego, wtf!!??
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SxPxHx at 09.10.10 - 1:15 am
wtf!? those brownies... it hard!
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by the way, im still not sober...
SxPxHx09.10.10 - 1:17 am
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I hope that chicks alright. I felt bad for her.
Sneek09.10.10 - 12:08 pm
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oh yeah, how did she fall?
SxPxHx responding to a
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09.10.10 - 12:15 pm
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Yeah I agree .... I was suppose to go last night but ... after 10 hours of work I made the choice to pass ....
OsnapsonJC responding to a
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09.10.10 - 1:06 pm
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Hell yeah those brownies got me supper fukd up....I'm glad I didn't get anymore
And alll those hills we did I wasn't tired at all, those brownies took it to another level haha....wtf did she use?.....and she ate it pretty hard
tulosba09.10.10 - 1:09 pm
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I sprinkled some PCP on them
godmode responding to a
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09.10.10 - 1:19 pm
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A ride to remember, well, try to remember.
SxPxHx09.10.10 - 1:54 pm
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it was a pinch of methamphetamine there for you felt a rush of energy.Youre now addicted.get help while you still can.
Huey555 responding to a
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09.10.10 - 5:00 pm
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rosie is ok cuz she is a badass AND... i am supadupa glad everyone had a good time in spite of the KATastrophe!
katnip09.10.10 - 6:28 pm
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and i think we have now phased into ALTERWTFLOL
katnip09.10.10 - 6:29 pm
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YOU are a TOTAL HOTTIE! AND... I think that when ROSIE figures out what the teeth doc is going to run her - we should have a SAVE ROSIE'S TEETH fundraiser!
katnip09.10.10 - 6:56 pm
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Thank you everyone for your concern. I'm doing alright! My tooth is still half-missing and my brain is still all insane. A HUGE thank you to Uncle Richard and Kat for taking care of me last night and to Kat for going and getting In N Out right now! Hope everyone is ready for next week. Different batch, more strong?
Rosiekins09.10.10 - 7:07 pm
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ima pass on this batch, hahaha, Kat took us to a trippy place. GOOD JOB!
SxPxHx responding to a
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09.10.10 - 9:45 pm
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may i ask what ride you guys are referring to? im interested.
tchap09.10.10 - 9:56 pm
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Lmao....I can't wait till next Thursday.....those brownies were way too much lmao....I might just take 1 piece instead of 4 next time...haha....my mouth was completely dry to the max....couldn't breath or anything haha.....dam....I forgot almost everything...
tulosba09.11.10 - 3:10 am
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Uncle Richard and I realized that we had 9 pieces each throughout the night. This coming Thursday is the WTF ride. I would LOVE for the two rides to meet up at one point so I don't miss Alter Ego! I'm stoked I had everyone saying "What the fuck..." as the last thing that night and the first thing in the morning. My work here is done...
Rosiekins responding to a
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09.11.10 - 9:27 am
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Um, you took me way back... Like first time getting high in high school super paranoid as fuck...
Jesus... that was one of the most memorable? rides ever.. although I have very little memory of it now
Thanks for melting my brain out of my eyeballs
RickDarge09.11.10 - 1:06 pm
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the Alter-Ego Ride!
check yo' ego @ the door
come on-out and explore,
the many secret corridors
that Los Angeles has in store...
katnip responding to a
comment by tchap
09.11.10 - 4:39 pm
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The best line of the night award goes to Rick Darge...... "Dude help me, I cant make any decisions right now"... LOL LOL LOL Fucking love it.. I got lost 3 times on the streets I ride all the time, and one of then was with a GPS.
Gotta give it to ya Rosie, you sere can bake one hell of a batch of.... wait? where am i right now? lol
UncleRichard responding to a
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09.11.10 - 4:58 pm
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Uncle Richard...I think we went wrong when we decided to put ALL of the butter in the batch. Epic ride. And Rick, I think we ALL were paranoid. To the point that Uncle Richard and I thought we had a spy upon us. oof.
Rosiekins09.11.10 - 7:31 pm
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FUCKK YOU GUYS GOT ME ALL EGGCITEDZ
Alfredo responding to a
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09.11.10 - 8:19 pm
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IM SO IN!
whens the next one?
tchap responding to a
comment by katnip
09.11.10 - 8:56 pm
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this cumming thursday (the 16th)! get egocited! us cool cats iz gonna get sum vicious dogs! and really want to wtf with wtf! if you know wtf i am talking about :)
katnip responding to a
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09.12.10 - 12:07 am
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More specific details please.
FBI responding to a
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09.12.10 - 12:22 am
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meet @ sunset/fairfax 730pm
leave sunset/fairfax 830pm
ride a hill
eat some hot dogs (vegetarian or meat)
play some tag
and hopefully we run right into....
WTF!?
katnip responding to a
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09.12.10 - 2:06 am
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wonderful!
i have a feeling i will be coming alone but it's possible i will be coming through with 2 friends.
we will see what's up. either way, i will be there!
look out for a raw aluminum bike with red deep vs and holla at me! my name is taylor.
tchap responding to a
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09.12.10 - 2:22 am
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Haha....I might just make ego my other weekly ride....last Thursday was too much fun....
I was also like wtf where are we at?.....but seriously where did we end up going?....I was sober until we hit up that street befor wilshire and made a left....after that it all hit mee too hard....going up and down those hills....then suddenly we hit dtla?....that's when I was like wtf!...and most of it was just blackout
tulosba09.12.10 - 8:15 am
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Please meet up with WTF!!! I have to see you this Thursday, Kat and that sounds like a splendid way to see you! You can call me at any time and I can let you know where we are!
Rosiekins09.12.10 - 9:20 am
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THANKS TO ALBERT... we took a sexy lil left on BEVERLY from WESTERN. ahahaha he said that it would be an EASY street and then... we started going up and up and up and up!
and then the tunnel.
katnip responding to a
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09.12.10 - 12:59 pm
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damn i cant wait till next week
Xray09.12.10 - 6:08 pm
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and it cannot wait until you!
katnip responding to a
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09.13.10 - 2:08 pm
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see u on Thursday katnip! (leopard print bike)
SxPxHx responding to a
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09.13.10 - 2:16 pm
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HEY'all! i just spoke to pappy @ Vicious Dogs and he is READY, steady, go on the Thursday night ALTERWTF crew - blow'n through 930-11pm. So carnivores and herbivores get excited cuz he has both and is soooo happy to feed you!
katnip09.13.10 - 3:38 pm
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damn, sounds like she got you all super fucked up, wonder who taught her how to cook like that
MustacheMike09.13.10 - 7:24 pm
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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, thanks to my buttercup, Mike, who supplied the butter, we all had a blast. I LOVE YOU, BABYDOLL! Mike, I really like this new one. "Babydoll." Oh, fuck yes.
Rosiekins responding to a
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09.14.10 - 9:34 am
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yes thank you very much mustache mike! come out this thursday for a good time ;)
katnip responding to a
comment by Rosiekins
09.14.10 - 10:31 am
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ALTER YOUR EGO!
WHAT YOUR FUCK!
THURSDAY!
WHAT THE FUCK YOUR EGO!
WTF! THE RIDE WILL BE SWOOPING UP ON YOU HOT DOGGIES AND TAKING YOU TO A SURPRISE FILLED WHAT THE FUCKEDNESS
BATMAN!09.15.10 - 11:52 am
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that just makes me feel like creme filling right now and therefore VERY HAPPY! and hot too cuz its the kind of creme inside a donut that just came outta the oven!
katnip responding to a
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09.15.10 - 12:52 pm
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What is the difficulty and pace of the ride tonight, and is a Fixed gear or road bike RECOMMENDED?
Thanks.
catrider09.16.10 - 4:31 am
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hey hey hey catrider! we are going to go at a NO RIDER LEFT BEHIND pace and I am taking a fixed gear SHOGUN but.... there will be many geared cyclists as well! come mash your ass off and then stuff your face with us!
katnip responding to a
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09.16.10 - 4:52 pm
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CATRIDER did you come out last night!?
BATMAN!09.17.10 - 12:00 pm
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yes CATRIDER - did you cum? :)
katnip responding to a
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09.17.10 - 1:14 pm
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Hypnotic Stories 4 your ride. One People!
"flying to the Land Above."
One evening Coyote came to listen to Buzzard tell a story about the time he flew to the Land Above. Buzzard told about flying up, flying way up into the clouds, higher than he had ever flown, so high that he himself was terrified, until he came to an opening in the sky that looked like the mouth of a cave. With fear and trepidation he went through that entrance and discovered a whole other world. There were people singing and dancing, and there were animals and plants, some of which he had never seen before. It was exciting, but he was afraid that the hole In the sky would close up and he wouldn’t be able to get back down to his own kind.
So, with that fear pounding in his heart, Buzzard ran as fast as he could to the opening and jumped through the mouth of the cave and back into the sky of this world, where his wings took a downdraft of wind that carried him down to the animals’ camp, where he told his story. Everyone knew that what Buzzard was saying was true, because buzzards do not lie.
After the srory ended, Coyote came to Buzzard and begged to go with him the next time he went to the Land Above. Buzzard didn’t really want to take Coyote , but Coyote was so insistent that Buzzard could not say no.
Buzzard knew that coyotes love games of chance. They love to gamble with tricks up their sleeves. He demanded that Coyote not play any of his games of chance with the Sky People. Coyote, on the other hand, figured that he could really clean up with the Sky People. They would not be Familiar with his particular games, and he would have the expert’s advantage. They would be new to the game and wouldn’t suspect his sophisticated tricks.
Buzzard and Coyote worked out a compromise on the gaming, and Buzzard prayed to the Wind God, asking the Wind to lift them up and carry them into the Land Above. Wind came and carried them swiftly above the clouds and through the entrance In the sky to the Land Above. Coyote clung tightly to Buzzard’s back, shivering with fear at the great heights and trying not to look down.
When they arrived and Coyote climped off his back, Buzzard admonished him most sincerely to be back at the cave entrance by sunset. Buzzard said this was imperative because he could not stay aloft at that height in the cold. He needed the last bit of the sun’s rays to safely carry them down. But Coyote wasn’t listening. He was preoccupied with the money he was going to win from the Sky People. He said. “Oh, sure, fine, yes,” the way people do when they aren’t listening.
Coyote had a wonderful time. He tried to trick all the people in the sky with his games, but they were too sharp for him. Coyote had finally met his match. And the Sky People had their own games of chance, which fascinated him so that he did not notice the time passing—until suddenly he awoke and it was dark. He had fallen asleep and missed the rendezvous! He was terrified, remembering what Buzzard had said about flying hime before dark. He was stuck in the sky and didn’t know what to do.
Coyote ran lickety—split to the opeing of the cave, but Buzzard had already left. He saw Buzzard’s tracks leading to the opening and ending just at the point at which Buzzardwould have jumped into the blue. Coyote looked down and couldn’t even see the ground because it was so far down. He cried bitter tears at not having paid more attention to Buzzard or to what he was doing. Coyote did not want to live in the Sky. He wanted desperately to go back to the ground. In his frenzy, he figured that his only course was to jump. Terrified as he was, he backed up and tan toward the opening. Three times he ran and three times he stopped short, panting with fear. On the fourthtry he jumped, and it was a long, long way down.
Two days later a big bag of bones hit the ground with a thud. It was Coyote finally landing on the ground. He had been so high that without wing the Wind God had taken that many days to return him to earth.
Coyote’s burial was prepared and his bines were placed on the hillside in the proper way in a sacred place. Prayers were made. The Great Spirit was asked to pick up Coyote’s bones and give him life again somewhere else. When the prayers and songs ended, the animals returned to their himes, sadly humming Coyote’s last song. Complaining about Coyote’s tricks had been fashionable, but no one wanted to be rid of that trickster. After all, what would life be without coyotes? Someone has to challenge the rules that have no reason or meaning.
Little did the animals know that night would see the Great Spirit answer their prayers. Spirit took every piece of bone and spread it all over the earth. Every Fragment of bone became a coyote. So when the animals awoke in the morning , every distant hill had a little coyote howling at the moon, imploring it to stay awake. And the next evening every distant hill had a little coyote howling at the moon to come out and play. And that’s why there are so many coyotes out in the desert howling every night. It’s al because of Coyote jumping and falling and the Great Spirit hearing the animals’ prayers and creating all those little coyotes to challenge us.
Words From LEWIS E. MEHL
(Pay it FForward.)
Free People! ONE LOVE! Tippy toe threw Tulips :)
Bamboo09.17.10 - 7:34 pm
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yeah.... try to say THAT ten times fast!
katnip responding to a
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09.20.10 - 2:12 pm
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Words 4 the day.
"I am that, you are that, all this is that, and that's all there is."
Come out to play.
Alter-Ego Ride
Bamboo09.23.10 - 12:42 pm
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My dear friend July informed me of a great experience called "sidewalk slammers." Which include a Mickey's 40 and a 4loko. Alter-Ego! Who's down to get into this tonight?!
Rosiekins09.23.10 - 1:39 pm
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(Sung in honour of Rikki-tikki-tavi)
Singer and tailor am I--
Doubled the joys that I know--
Proud of my lilt through the sky,
Proud of the house that I sew--
Over and under, so weave I my music-- so weave i the
house that I sew.
Sing to your fledglings again,
Mother, oh lift up your head!
Evil that plagued us is slain,
Death in the garden lies dead.
Terror that hid in the roses is impotent--flung on the
dung--hill and dead!
Who hath delivered us, who?
Tell me his nest and his name.
Rikki, the valiant, the true,
Tikki, with eyeballs of flame,
Rik-tikki-tikki the ivory-fanged, the hunter with eye-
balls of flame.
Give him the Thanks of the Birds,
Bowing with tail-feathers spread!
Praise him with nightingale-words-
Nay, I will praise him instead.
Hear! I will sing you the praise of the bottle-tailed
Rikki, with eyeballs of red!
(Here Rikki-tikki interrupted, and the rest of the song
is lost.)
written by Rudyard Kipling
Bamboo09.30.10 - 5:52 pm
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