I heard...
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SPOOK at 05.19.09 - 5:20 pm
That Roadblock once FINISHED a never-ending gobstopper.
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that Erock and Mrock are actually cyborg clones.
SPOOK 05.19.09 - 5:21 pm
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Please explain that wreched smell that he expells then?
Debut213 responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
05.19.09 - 6:54 pm
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i just heard a girl sing "THE ROOF IS ON FIRREE" out of her car
true story
HANDBONE responding to a
comment by Debut213
05.19.09 - 6:56 pm
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yeah his jacket has 8 year old mustard crust stains
true story
HANDBONE responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
05.19.09 - 7:04 pm
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i heard joose tastes better on segway
HANDBONE 05.19.09 - 7:05 pm
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That vest must have major sentimental value then, going on 8 years strong and no wash..wow
Debut213 responding to a
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05.19.09 - 7:08 pm
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More like two years.
It's survived Frzas 1st PDX trip, Bike Kill, the Crank Mob food fight and Austin with no wash.
aka
PEEEE YOOOO!
Coe coe buttaa responding to a
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05.19.09 - 7:12 pm
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I don't know what you guys sure sometimes it's moist for no apparent reason and sometimes it holds it's shape without me being in it, but it doesn't smell
franz responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
05.19.09 - 7:21 pm
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Wow. Reading that made me throw up in my mouth a little...
Gizzard responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
05.19.09 - 7:22 pm
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Franz'z vest is like a karate belt, it started out white and every day it approaches blackness symbolizing his commitment to the art of being Franz.
trickmilla responding to a
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05.19.09 - 7:38 pm
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I heard that eating Pop-rocks and downing it with a soda could make you explode.
I also heard that you could blow up Pigeons by giving them Alkazeltzer tablets.
bentstrider 05.20.09 - 12:53 am
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I heard that if you get a pigeon, you had better shut the fuck up non-verbally.
SPOOK 05.20.09 - 10:19 am
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i heard if you eat a pigeon and use alkaseltzer as a chaser..
you poop out pop-rocks and piss out coke
theladiesman 05.20.09 - 10:22 am
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I heard that if you eat a pigeon and use Alkaseltzer as a chaser, and then poop out Pop Rocks and piss Coke, Leetard will magically appear and grant you three wishes.
SPOOK responding to a
comment by theladiesman
05.20.09 - 10:28 am
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i hope one of those wishes would be to shut the fuck up non-verbally
OHHHHHHHH!!!! shiet!!!
theladiesman 05.20.09 - 10:32 am
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"I heard that in Canada they have moose flavored slurpies at 7/11."
...i'm serious... I heard that ^^^
canadienne 05.20.09 - 10:36 am
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supposedly you can blow up pigeons by feeding them uncooked rice...?
northernsoulbyrd responding to a
comment by bentstrider
05.20.09 - 10:39 am
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I heard that is Chuck Norris jumped into water, he wouldn't get wet, he'd get Roadblocked.
SPOOK responding to a
comment by northernsoulbyrd
05.20.09 - 10:41 am
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if it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken and feels like chicken, but roadblock says it's beef, then it's fucking beef.
northernsoulbyrd responding to a
comment by SPOOK
05.20.09 - 10:42 am
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i heard roadblock is the only one that can e mail a roundhouse kick
Drooby420 05.20.09 - 10:48 am
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i heard this was droob before the shaved head, tattoos and piercings
theladiesman responding to a
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05.20.09 - 10:49 am
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i just patched a tube by blowing it up with muh mouf
Drooby420 05.20.09 - 10:52 am
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i love my bike as much as i love your mom
Drooby420 05.20.09 - 10:54 am
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i heard starbucks gpt a new size
tall, vinti, grande, and roadblock
Drooby420 05.20.09 - 10:58 am
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i heard roadblock doesnt have sperm... he has little white ninjas with one mission SEEK AND DESTROY
Drooby420 05.20.09 - 11:09 am
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I heard that Roadblock is 7'4" 520 lbs and he has a Posse (out to find some asshole in a dark grey 4 door sedan with hood damage).
trickmilla 05.20.09 - 11:10 am
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franz, stick your vest in the freezer and leave it there for two days. it will kill all the bacteria. the bacteria is what makes cloths smell. now you never have to wash your cloths again!
larsenf responding to a
comment by franz
05.20.09 - 1:18 pm
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No, don't do it!!!
You'll kill off the civilizations that have flourished since the birthing of thoust fabrique!!!!
bentstrider responding to a
comment by larsenf
05.20.09 - 4:26 pm
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i hear that spraying vodka helps disinfect and clean it too....
vodka... if whiskey or beer spills on it, it doesn't count.
Gizzard responding to a
comment by larsenf
05.20.09 - 5:38 pm
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I heard roadblock once ate his birthday cake while the stripper was still inside.....
theladiesman 05.20.09 - 6:00 pm
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nicki, you'd be doing everyone here a favor. it
kills the bacteria so there really isn't anything to worry about if you stick it in the freezer. but put it in a garbage back if your worried.
larsenf responding to a
comment by Coe coe buttaa
05.20.09 - 6:02 pm
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I heard that SPOOK has his wife's bike, and you don't even have that!!!
I also heard that my forum doppleganger will be posting shortly after this...
BICYKILLER responding to a
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05.26.09 - 9:49 pm
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I heard that Crust Mob survived four days without a home.
imachynna 05.26.09 - 10:26 pm
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEREFORE HAVE NO CREDIBILITY TO ANY LOGIC. BICYKIILLER HAS SPOKEN.
BICYKIILLER responding to a
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05.26.09 - 11:43 pm
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That when roadblock does a puch up he doesnt push himself up he pushes the earth down.
Tarmonster. 05.27.09 - 11:58 am
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I heard Roadblock is the Wolfpack of Sleuthing!
SKIDMARCUS 05.27.09 - 10:05 pm
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I heard someone once claimed Conan O'Brien was taller than Roadblock. No one heard from that someone again.
SPOOK 06.2.09 - 6:45 pm
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i once heard roadblock use the term....Fuckenwow!
andres84 06.2.09 - 7:52 pm
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but on a serious note...
fuckenwow!
andres84 responding to a
comment by Roadblock
06.2.09 - 8:12 pm
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This thread is fuckenwow.
SPOOK 06.9.09 - 12:08 pm
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Ridazz Roulette!
Please explain that wreched smell that he expells then?
i herd some things
I heard that Roadblock is 7'4" 520 lbs and he has a Posse (out to find some asshole in a dark grey 4 door sedan with hood damage).
This.