how much cash do you have on you?
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spiraldemon at 03.24.08 - 4:41 pm
give me all your money!!!
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five bucks and no I won't give it to you to blow me.
Not with that hideous wig on.
I want to cum all over your black shiny azean hair.
marino03.24.08 - 5:03 pm
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ok, that made me laugh out loud in my office. The hot sales person next door wants to know what I'm laughing at and I got nothin'
--sam
ideasculptor03.24.08 - 5:11 pm
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all i got is a sacagaweya and i need it
HANDBONE03.24.08 - 11:23 pm
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I can't believe I actually fell for that one. I got punk'd by Grandma Fluffer.
PC03.25.08 - 4:00 am
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you'll get spunk'd in yo mouf if you don't get a haircut, hippie
spiraldemon03.25.08 - 8:51 am
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if you won't give me all your money, help support this website
spiraldemon03.27.08 - 9:59 am
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$30.45
I am writing a check for a Thousand dollars today for a lawyer.
FUCK.
ben dangel08.11.08 - 2:43 pm
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the bank says -295.68 and they're right.. pffft
richtotheie08.11.08 - 2:45 pm
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About 200 acres of prime grazing land in the North Dakota badlands.
Too bad there ain't shit up there to do, and all those missile silo's you could fall into!!!
Then again, it's a worthwhile investment opportunity and I'd be more than happy to have a fine, share-holder like yourself involved in this venture.
All you have to do is sign on the dotted line and be prepared to live out in a trailer for three years to maintain a physical presence on said land for tax-purposes.
I mean, no one ever said it was going to be easy and I can't do all the work by myself.
bentstrider08.11.08 - 2:47 pm
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I just took 40 bucks out at the bank an hour ago, but then I had to buy flowers for Suzy because I'm not exactly sure what happened last night,
franz08.11.08 - 3:54 pm
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@franz
Jeff's going to be on you faster than a fat kid on a cherry-donut!!!!
bentstrider08.11.08 - 3:56 pm
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i dont think i have anymoney buuut it doesnt matter to those indian bankers that keep calling me saying i owe them hundreds on a credit card i never recieved.. hm.. aint it a bitch.
theshues08.11.08 - 4:03 pm
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five bucks and no I won't give it to you to blow me.
Not with that hideous wig on.
I want to cum all over your black shiny azean hair.
marino
03.24.08 - 8:03 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
I have ten dollars. But I already answered this question on the rotw thread.
imachynna08.11.08 - 5:26 pm
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Okay, I'll give you $10.00 if you clean out my apartments septic system.
Good money don't come easy, you gotta work in todays world!!!
bentstrider08.11.08 - 7:03 pm
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gots a whoppin $22.79.... and I'ma go get me some subway with it.
July08.11.08 - 7:11 pm
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@eddiespaghetti
Fuck yeah, homie!!!
In my rig, but I did pick up some sweet, new tires and a new rear wheel from Performance in Chandler!!
See at the park!!
bentstrider08.11.08 - 7:14 pm
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NO, I'M DOING THE SEXY SIX PACK MONDAY RIDE. EASIER TO GET HOME. HAVE FUN BENT.
eddieboyinla08.11.08 - 7:20 pm
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I wonder if he ever resolved this problem yet.
bentstrider10.17.08 - 4:10 am
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5 bucks and some change...which will last me thru the whole sins and sprockets ride...
one of my coins says some shit about "god we trust"
what is?
pretti*ugli10.17.08 - 12:51 pm
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How much cash do I have on me???
Enough to buy 6 tacos and two Jumbo Jacks!!!
bentstrider11.15.08 - 6:48 pm
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2 dollars...in dollar coins, i dont even have paper money
Nygmatic11.16.08 - 9:59 am
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Yeah, they used to make good trucks, now they're a shadow of their former selves.
bentstrider03.18.09 - 11:09 am
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I have 52$ to last me all week. And thats not subtracting from Den Dinner Food stuffs and Buying Moz convention tickets. :/
Tarmonster.03.18.09 - 11:31 am
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alright comrade!!
I was listening to some stand up comedy and this lady was doing a bit about being broke...she goes, "have you ever been so broke, you get mad when you gotta break a 5 dollar bill?"
I almost pissed my pants. That's totally me.
la duderina03.18.09 - 10:16 pm
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hahaha, word!
i've been pissing off bus drivers lately cos i've been paying $1.25 in pennies. pennies are money too!
i got a job so i'm fucking stoked. i'm working for a celebrity chef!
i won't be as broke and i'm so used to being frugal that i hope to save money.
coldcut03.18.09 - 10:23 pm
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hahahaha paying with pennies that is soooo awesome.
makes me think of that Seinfeld episode..........
la duderina03.18.09 - 10:25 pm
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hahahaha!
i've had people turn me away from stores for paying in pennies. it's not italian food, but still!
coldcut03.18.09 - 10:30 pm
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Kramer : No . I got eight tons of change . I'm loaded .
coldcut03.18.09 - 10:31 pm
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Everybody has a price for the Million Dollar Man!!!!!
bentstrider03.19.09 - 12:20 am
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