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BIKE POEM
Thread started by Fader Freak at 10.31.07 - 6:44 pm

I've eaten my fair share o bugs
Turning my feet in circles
While the rest of this country motors
and cares little for the truth...
anyhow, where is the truth
when I'm on my bicycle,
light go green, light stay green,
light go red, but wishing it was green,
yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes
Make me a bike
that won't break down
build me a bike
to race through town.
I want to smell the exhaust
instead of creating it.
I want to laugh at the cars
instead of being part o the joke.
The joke however, is on us all,
bikes are for lovers,
bikes are for lovers,
yah yah yah yah yah yah yah
yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

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"the nights my friend, but it aint yours
it fixes the odds, it evens the scores"



ruinedbyidiots
10.31.07 - 6:46 pm

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YES YES YES YES YES YES YES!



redridinghood
10.31.07 - 6:56 pm

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Careful. Writing poetry to your bike is a gateway to loving your cycle up!
People get busted for that!!



Creative Thing
10.31.07 - 7:02 pm

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just whatever you do - do not write a love poem to your bike, stick it in your seat tube, leave itt there for years while riding in the rain and snow and dripping wet NY summers, to rust your bike from the inside out.



redridinghood
10.31.07 - 7:08 pm

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Caution when singing to your bike, as it may make you more attached to him or her!



She-Wolf
10.31.07 - 7:08 pm

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fornicating with my bike through a peom, hmmmm, interesting, i haven't tried that yet, maybe i'll hit a home-run!



eddieboyinla
10.31.07 - 7:10 pm

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do you ever get bored of being on top?



e-rock
10.31.07 - 11:06 pm

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I don't care what's on TV
I don't care who's on the phone
Grab your bike and come with me
I'm not gonna ride alone

First we'll get some vegan Scoops
And we'll drink some vegan beer
Then we'll ride around in loops
Spreading fuckin' vegan fear

Let's go fast--no, let's go slow
Let's slam on our brakes at random
Let's wear black and quote Truffaut
Let's get married on a tandem

Every lane's a lane for riding!
Every light's a light that's green!
Every car's a car for fighting!
Every night is Halloween!

I don't care who's come for dinner
I don't care who's on the phone
Grab your bike and come with me
I'm not gonna ride alone




PC
11.1.07 - 7:01 am

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- PC - very nice! I should have you write all my songs!!



speedybrian2000
11.1.07 - 11:01 am

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moving pc.



franz
11.1.07 - 4:38 pm

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I can also do haiku, cowboy poetry, sonnets, balladry, double dactyls, doggerel, limericks (dirty or clean), and elegiac poetry. You name the subject and I'll bang out some trite-assed rhyming verse to suit it. I am available for work immediately! Hire me!



PC
11.1.07 - 5:23 pm

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yeah but can you rap???

Like it was in the early '90?

Not this MTV crap!!!



User1
11.2.07 - 4:02 pm

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Let's wear black and quote Truffaut

I ROFL'd at that one.

If anyone is interested, they're screening "The 400 Blows" at Silent Movie Theater on fairfax tonight at 730. I'm gonna try to make this AND ride arc. We'll see.....



kyber
11.2.07 - 4:09 pm

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Joe Borfo
11.2.07 - 4:37 pm

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and 400 blows is about......................?
and

we are interested in 400 blows because.................?



sexy
11.2.07 - 5:38 pm

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Because PC had mentioned Truffaut.

I can't guarantee you or anyone else would be interested in it, but it's basically one of a handful of films that shaped an entire movement of cinema.

Maybe I'll just go see Saw IV instead. My puny American brain can't handle art this rich.



kyber
11.2.07 - 6:25 pm

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And Sexy can't use Google because...............?



PC
11.3.07 - 12:19 am

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The Acrobats Build A Ramp
For Vicente Lovato

The kids on my street were acrobats.
They were dirt clods and fistfights
And tightrope tops of fences.

When the bus stopped at the corner
In front of Vincent's house, we'd scatter
Below garage doors and into refrigerators,
Or under doormats on damp cement.

After Kool-Aid or brown grass and dog poop,
We'd push shovels into holes for hideouts,
Or pedal and pull handlebars up gritty curbs.

From cannons of concrete block and splintered plywood,
Coaster brakes and seat posts and shinny grins
Fly and fail to gravel dirt and bleeding chin.




tern
11.3.07 - 10:31 am

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Good but not as good as www.spamradio.com

May I suggest 13ft ejaculation?

Or maybe Holy spam!?

And for a extra kick, play one of these and click the start playing button!



User1
11.3.07 - 3:25 pm

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Thanks, User1. Fantastic!!



tern
11.3.07 - 4:38 pm

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p.s. User 1: Sorry, I wasn't able to look at your spam and ejaculation stuff. Got to go....in a hurry.



tern
11.3.07 - 4:40 pm

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The SkidMarcus, named Marcoose, will see you in,
please note fourteen Mini-bicycles to ride,
then feast your eyes on the zebra drawn carraige
pulling a '92 Buick two clowns and a tandem,
SkidDancing & the citytransit authority - not laughing.
Make way now through Smoothest-Cement-Best-
Ever-Bicycle-Suface Hall... where giraffes inspect
Squirells jumping from oak trees, their reflections off mirrors,
a firebug light show with cricket accompanment,
frogs ballroom dancing near the furnace, two foxes lurking,
DON'T STAND TOO CLOSE TO THE VELOCIRAPTOR CAGE!!!!
First course served at nine, won't you enjoy this wine,
feast on these tall bikes, made special for tonight,
Quick, follow me out to the bridges over Starfish Ponds,
Let's alight now next to this translucent corral reef,
and at first light we'll know if it's a beat scene.




Fader Freak
11.3.07 - 7:39 pm

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It starts off with a bit of poetry.
And it ends like this.






Ratt_Bones
11.4.07 - 2:47 am

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Ratt_Bones
11.4.07 - 2:49 am

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Ratt_Bones
11.4.07 - 12:47 pm

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Ratt_Bones
11.4.07 - 12:50 pm

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I wasn't expecting you home!
I LOL-ed!




NEWB310
11.4.07 - 6:47 pm

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That is some funny shit! I laughed my ass off!



hipsters_suck
11.5.07 - 2:09 am

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HAHHHHHHAAHAHHAHAHAHHA

i hope he's not a bike mechanic of any kind, cuz i can only imagine what will happen after he pulls out the bottom bracket!!




She-Wolf
11.5.07 - 9:39 am

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Joe Borfo
11.5.07 - 11:25 am

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I'm a little track bike,
short and stout,
here are my handlebars,
here is my clout,
when you ride me round
all the hipsters scream and shout,
so turn my crank,
and take me out.
Make me work,
punish my chain,
freak my gears,
thihgs burn burn burn.
When you get to bed,
dream of riding me again,
When you need to be fed,
come to the Cub Den.




Fader Freak
11.6.07 - 6:18 pm

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